by hdjwlaoxuycbtnr October 16, 2019
Get the march 9mug. IT’S SPRING BREAK!!!!! Your parents HAVE TO take you to siesta key Florida!! AND THEY CANT SAY NO! THEY ALSO HAVE TO PAY! GOOD LUCK TO THEM
by Jojotoose January 7, 2021
Get the March 27mug. A tradition that takes place in, you guessed it - march! The tradition however is not the typical bracketology-induced, acc/big east/big 10/pac 10/sec douchebaggery that everyone talks about around this time. March Madness is a time to get to know yourself. Physically for the most part but that doesn't mean that you can simply ignore the mental aspects!
March 1 - jerk it once.
March 2 - spank it twice.
March 3 - Yes. show your boy some love three times.
Etc, etc, etc.
This is serious. Don't underestimate yourself. Don't overestimate yourself. Just know that no ones hands besides yours can be used. A girl cannot be present for the evil deed(s) to count. Porn is suggested. A creative imagination is required. Tips: lube and celery (raises sperm count!!)
Caution: blisters may occur. Self-loathing will occur. Mental illness is definitely a possibility for those of you who actually make it to March 10 and beyond.
Good luck. Godspeed.
Damn Proud =)
March 1 - jerk it once.
March 2 - spank it twice.
March 3 - Yes. show your boy some love three times.
Etc, etc, etc.
This is serious. Don't underestimate yourself. Don't overestimate yourself. Just know that no ones hands besides yours can be used. A girl cannot be present for the evil deed(s) to count. Porn is suggested. A creative imagination is required. Tips: lube and celery (raises sperm count!!)
Caution: blisters may occur. Self-loathing will occur. Mental illness is definitely a possibility for those of you who actually make it to March 10 and beyond.
Good luck. Godspeed.
Damn Proud =)
1)Who's your picks for March Madness??
-It's me man. Just me.
2)How's your day goin' man??
-I'll be honest, all this March Madness is causing me to lose some motivation. I'll prevail though. I believe in myself. My member has never failed me before.
-It's me man. Just me.
2)How's your day goin' man??
-I'll be honest, all this March Madness is causing me to lose some motivation. I'll prevail though. I believe in myself. My member has never failed me before.
by d fucking jones March 2, 2009
Get the march madnessmug. A game which starts on the 1st of march every year, in which on the 1st of march, all contestants must have one wank, on the second 2 wanks, and so on. The winner is the last person to be still participating.
"my cocks covered in blisters"
"well thats the cost of winning the march challenge"
or
"i'll be five minutes late to next lesson - gotta keep in the march challenge"
"well thats the cost of winning the march challenge"
or
"i'll be five minutes late to next lesson - gotta keep in the march challenge"
by llcoolj2344 February 17, 2009
Get the March challengemug. The day where you can skip skewl, get fat, and be kewl, because no one will judge you for no reason at all
by Uraka November 14, 2019
Get the March 2mug. The day where the crack heads are born. The ones that your mom warned you about. The craziest one at parties. The one to hooks up with their friends then regrets it. And a dumb bitch indeed
by Miki October 17, 2019
Get the March 23rdmug. Because some white people and coons ruined black history month, blk people on tiktok decided to continue it onto March.
by mjsbilliejean March 4, 2021
Get the melanin Marchmug.