mason mount

best player in the world

he's not quite on the level of "mason mount"

by moneymase May 7, 2021

Well, shit in my mouth and call me your sister

An sarcastic exclamation that can be used in a variety of ways. Usually used to to emphasize how glaringly obvious something that has been said is.

A: I had to go to school yesterday.
B: Well, shit in my mouth and call me your sister - student's going to school? Really?

by DarkLite January 19, 2007

Mousekatool

A firearm used to shoot up someones house, a draco or a handgun with large capacities.

"Everyone thinks I'm soft like Mickey Mouse 'till I pull up with the Mousekatool"

"We going to Johnny's place, he don't know we bringin the Mousekatool."

by Employable November 28, 2018

mountain mama

The kind of lady that makes you feel alright, especially after an honest, hard-day's work.

West Virginia, mountain mama, take me home.

by countryman November 17, 2013

mouhaha

an evil laugh. Often used sarchasticly.

mouhaha! Your I-pod is out of memory!

by Sam Ham's December 25, 2006

mountain lion nap

naps that surpass the amount of time of a cat nap by large amounts, ei. 4 to 5 hours

"cat nap my but, that was a mountain lion nap!"

by clarissa claudio November 9, 2007

mouteux

A word defining a person who has had so much alcohol, he acts like a dog with no attitude at all .

See also: hammered, sloshed, shit-faced, tanked, blitzed, bombed, wrecked, three sheets to the wind, drunkened, loose, tipsy, defcon 1, well-done, trashed, jagged up, Irish, canned, smashed, fucked-up, intoxicated, inebriated, aniahalated, laced, (etc.)

He drinks a lot of beer , this guy is a real mouteux de 12 !

Shit ! it's smell like moute around here .

He got mouted by dozens of vodka shots.

Don't moute me cause I'm close to the gerbe ( puke )

by Roger Fatmoute January 21, 2008