by Jerrythepedofile June 17, 2021
Get the male fuckhousemug. male Monday is the day where men get all the rights, despites the law. They can do what they want for 24 hours. Happens every week, and should be a big tradition celebrated world wide
This tradition was made by GGCentral
This tradition was made by GGCentral
Courtroom:
Judge: You're convicted of rape.
Man: But sir, It is Monday
Man: ...male monday
Judge: Holy shit, sorry brodda, case dismissed
Judge: we love male monday
Judge: You're convicted of rape.
Man: But sir, It is Monday
Man: ...male monday
Judge: Holy shit, sorry brodda, case dismissed
Judge: we love male monday
by ChineseDictionary January 22, 2020
Get the male mondaymug. by Realwordsspoken November 18, 2020
Get the Male Shockermug. A term that pokes fun at "alpha male" and in doing so reveals that such terms like alpha, beta, or omega, etc, do not help you much in the long run in understanding yourself holistically.
Man: Yo, my girlfriend cheated on me because I was behaving like a beta male. I was going to therapy, playing video games some times and doing what I like to pay attention to the kid in me, that kid who has been wounded in the past. I should hide or destroy that part of me. Should I start behaving like an alpha? You know, alpha, like those PUAs say.
Friend: Alpha male? Oh, you mean Alfalfa male. lol
Friend: Alpha male? Oh, you mean Alfalfa male. lol
by YourInnerChild July 18, 2022
Get the Alfalfa malemug. alpha male demon 👿
I think he likes yogurt idrk
if you searched this you're probably gay,
Ik you like men, and if you're a girl, ik you like boobies.
I think he likes yogurt idrk
if you searched this you're probably gay,
Ik you like men, and if you're a girl, ik you like boobies.
by izzy poo poo April 15, 2023
Get the yogurt malemug. Ryan is a really great guy who can relate to you easily. He always cheers you up when you're feeling like a pile of trash or you're mad at some person (whatever it is). He's the only person that can text you back immediately which makes you feel less alone. You can talk to him for hours and not get tired of it at all. He convinces you to make the right decisions, even if they seem bad. Never abandon him!
by Deebeesie July 8, 2021
Get the Ryan (Male)mug. A man who is so many that he exists outside of the realm of possibility by choice. He cannot be found on Thursday and can dye his hair blue by choice. This type of male is very awesome and will make women spontaneously combust on sight.
by Bingle Prime October 1, 2022
Get the Bingle Malemug.