a fucking dumbass who have a micro penis
by CheetoNUT October 23, 2019

Luke Seaman, also known as "Little Luke", is often way in over his head. He likes to play Fortnite and CSGO to hopefully start a professional gaming career on Twitch. He is often quick to anger, such as when Shane van Alstyne takes drinks from the refrigerator in his room or when Colin Dijan presses ALT+F4 on his 5th keyboard bought in 1 week. Other then that, Luke Seamans' are known to be dormant creatures with wide sex appeal. They are often rowdy with other men like Shane van Alstyne, but they tend to cool down after the 2nd or 3rd minute, unlike the person mentioned.
Person1 - OMG did you see Luke Seaman yesterday?
Person2 - Yes actually! He was roughhousing with the other boys at Hannaford the other day while his mother was buying him some Arizona Ice Tea for his 14 hour Fortnite grind.
Person1 - Wow I'm going to go watch him on Twitch right now!
Person2 - Yes actually! He was roughhousing with the other boys at Hannaford the other day while his mother was buying him some Arizona Ice Tea for his 14 hour Fortnite grind.
Person1 - Wow I'm going to go watch him on Twitch right now!
by MiniMike2020 February 21, 2020

Some kid I love so much. I hope he reads this. Sometimes takes lots of Ls. Normally tall, or in the middle. Really likes Laneys. I fucking love you.
-Gbear
-Gbear
Random Bitch: That guy is so hot
Random Bitch 2: The one playing basketball?
Random Bitch: Yeah
Random Bitch 2: He's hot
Random Bitch: He's such a Luke B.
Some short white kid who plays ps4 and is called garrington: That's my man
Random Bitch 2: The one playing basketball?
Random Bitch: Yeah
Random Bitch 2: He's hot
Random Bitch: He's such a Luke B.
Some short white kid who plays ps4 and is called garrington: That's my man
by bonqueifa June 14, 2018

by TwoBear April 28, 2014

You know that moment where you realize that you left your hot chocolate on the counter in the kitchen? Then... you jump up, sprint over, and pick it up. Then you take a sip and it’s kinda cold. Well...that’s luke-cold. #lukecoldisaword
“Shit! My hot chocolate is luke-cold!”
by Lukecoldisaword November 1, 2020

Big bruh moment. 6’4” jazz legend who yells at the 2019-2020 WPHS band but with love. Great field commander. But still sucks.
by WEARETHEP45 October 15, 2019

by pizzatbqh July 13, 2014
