Lost right now

A term a homosexual man might refer to himself as when extremely sexually aroused. Typically, the man is also unable to satisfy said sexual desires, so much that he will begin humping random objects or friends.

Jakob: "Man, I'm so lost right now. " *Begins making love to wall*
Jakob II: "Dude, everyone can see you. You can have gay butt sex later, okay?"

by dude-man69 October 5, 2021

dirty lobster

When banging a girl in the butt, you reach around and give her a double tittie twister.

Becky was not too happy when i gave her a dirty lobster last night.

by DL2345678 March 27, 2009

Labster

noun - 1. A chick (usually a skinny chick) having little to no body and possessing large meat curtains.

2. Similar to lobster(refer to definition #8) except all the "meat" hanging from her vag.

Nelson: "Hey did you hook up with that hippie chick last night?"

Dustin: "Yeah, but she was a total labster. Now my shoes smell funny."

by dirtytree January 5, 2008

lobsterback

a fuckin british, term used by colonists way back when to make fun of the britishes red coats

brit: hey u fuckin wanka!

american: fuck you u fuckin lobsterback!

by rearb jearb July 28, 2005

Cock Lobster

A lobster with cocks instead of claws.

Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a cock
It wasn't a cock
It was a cock lobster

by AmericanIdol101 February 17, 2008

lobsterdog

A strange animal that is rarely seen around Halloween. This animal always has a totally embarassed look about him/her.

I was in Petsmart the other day and saw a Lobsterdog

by petnut December 14, 2008

Lobstertaper

One who wears boxer shorts and sets holy buildings on fire

Phil: Watch out for that faggot. He's a lobstertaper

Kevin: Indeed

Phil: (Gunshots)

by Kevin Salad June 27, 2007