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Kyle

a total bitch, who will gain all your trust and secrets then DROP YOU LIKE UR WORTH A PENNY
someone: “oh isnt that kid named kyle? arent you friends with him?”
me: “i used to be best friends with kyle, not anymore he left me and lied to me about hella thing”

someone: “fake ass motherfucker
by whoknows?? May 26, 2019
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Kyle

That Jew Kid from Southpark.

His Mom is a bitch.

Has to have a say every time time something significant happens.

Brother is typically Canadian.
"Weeeeeeeeell, Kyle's Mom's a bitch! She's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!.."
by MorganFreedman February 17, 2018
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Kylee

Kylee is an amazing woman also know as a beautiful lady that is strong and if she wants alone time you should give her some alone time or she will be a moody witch. In conclusion Kylee is a beautiful woman!
Also all she needs is her, herself and of coarse her!

-Kylee 2018
Kylee is a beautiful strong person.
by kylee9090 June 2, 2018
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Kyle

A very annoying kid with an overinflated ego.
Oh it’s kyle
by DrRedCrayon April 29, 2019
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Kyle

A sneaky redneck who enjoys being a sneaky redneck and is armed to the teeth with knives.
by pvtspicyweiner November 5, 2012
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Kyle

Fat, ugly, sports enthusiast, also a cock sucker
That guys is a total Kyle
by Bicheniglet November 21, 2016
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Kyle

Kyle is a short, hairy werewolf who happens to look like Jesus when he grows his hair out. Usually will be see wearing mom jeans, or khaki shorts. Loves Nirvana, The Foo Fighters, and shooting rubber bands at innocent people. 9gag is probably his life, and he spends countless hours contributing to the site. When he climbs up his bed it is truly a wondrous sight. Kyle has grey eyes, and loves to rock a Bump-it frequently. He enjoys Mountain Dew and tall heaping mountains of salad. If you ever meet a Kyle run far away because he will kill you. Preeeeeetty much.
"Is that Jesus on that billboard?!"
"No. It's TOTALLY Kyle."
by Stayley March 21, 2012
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