jew burgler

A Jew Burgler is someone who goes into a hospital and steals foreskins after then have been circumcised

That guy is such a jew burgler

by Richardpup February 21, 2008

Jew Fuck

A Jewish person, or one identified as being Jewish.

Golda Mier was born in Russia, grew up in America, and became the first and only female Prime Minister of Israel; moreover, she was a Jew fuck.

by Daniel O'leary January 18, 2008

app jew

When someone refuses to pay for apps in the app store regardless of how good they are.

John can only play uno for 25 seconds cause he's an app jew and wont buy the full version.

by cockypunch September 8, 2009

Jew tool

a non-Jew manipulated by Jews

Those pseudoconservative politicians in Amerikwa are just a bunch of Jew tools pandering to the socialists.

by extreme troll May 17, 2007

jew for jesus

A Jew for Jesus is a person who was born and raised Jewish, but later on in life decided that Jesus was/is the Messiah.

Jesus himself was, in fact, a Jew for Jesus.

by Alahna May 28, 2006

Winnie the jew

1) The missing link in the show winnie the pooh... You never saw him because he was busy picking up pennies so he could get some fucking honey

2) Something u call a jew..

Winnie Rosenberg --> Winnie the jew

by Curly February 28, 2005

Were-Jew

An ordinary man by day and night. However on special nights where the moon is only 1/16 visible he becomes a monster that has not been seen for 450 years, a Were-Jew. Many believe that the Were-Jew was created when Moses, the most Jewish man in all history of the Jews, had fought a Were-wolf while guiding his people to the promised land and had sustained an injury from the werewolf. But the werewolf injury could not overcome the Jewish zest of Moses and transform him into a were-wolf, instead made him much more powerful Jew when only 1/16 of a moon was out. Thus the birth of the Were-Jew. A man becomes a were-jew when he suffers a wound from another were-jew, the result is transforming into a Jew when only 1/16 of the moon is out for they are too cheap to use the whole moon. The were-jew when transformed does what every ordinary Jew does however they are 10 times cheaper and about 50 times better at Financing there money. The only way to kill a Were-Jew is to kill it with a bullet made out of pennies and soaked with the blood of a virgin Asian, only than will you be able to kill a Were-Jew. To find out whether you or a friend is a Were-Jew you must splash you or your friend with expensive brand name water, this has a similar effect that Holy Water has on demons where it burns them like sulphuric acid.

Richard: Michael did you hear that Kevin Thompson made 60 grand off of the stocks last night?
Michael: 60 Grand!? Impossible! He's not a Jew!... Unless he's a were-jew....
Richard: C'mon thats impossible he only got lucky....
Michael: Think about it last night only 1/16 of the moon came out and he rejected that bottle of Fiji water. Now this, only one possibility, Were-Jew.

Richard: OMG we better go melt down some pennies and get some blood from Bok Choi !

by BokChoyExtreme May 18, 2011