car jacker

used mostly for someone giving a handjob while riding in a car

Man jennifer is such a car jacker! Did you hear about her carride with will last year?

by BOBBBBBFJKLGHTFTGRKJDSGAERYTRHFRUHYEROH April 26, 2008

jackery

From the root word "jacked" or "jacked up", which have varying definitions, based on the context.
The noun "jackery" is the extent to which, or the way in which something(s) or someone is jacked.

T: This bike is so fucked up. Everything is broken or wrong.
E: Ya dude its totally jacked up.
T: This is the worst jackery i've ever seen
E: That's a a lot of jackery!

by Dj MtMe June 28, 2008

Jacked and Tan

One who is blessed with bronzed skin and the muscles of a greek god.

"Damn Coskey is pretty jacked and tan"

by FauPike April 15, 2008

Jacker's Arm

When one's arm is too sore or in extreme pain due to excessive masturbation. Usually interferes with everyday activities and can take weeks to recover from.

John: Dude I took like three Tylenol pills this morning

Brandon: What do you have the cold?

John: Nah, I got a bad case of the Jacker's Arm.

by Pandad March 24, 2009

Cum Jacker

A single woman in her mid to late thirties who lies to a man, telling him that she is on the pill, while in fact she is not. She does this with the ultimate goal to get pregnant.

Can you believe she turned out to be a cum jacker? Now I'm a freakin' Dad.

by Judcliff April 19, 2010

Jackermitten

The state of being surprised after masturbating and ejaculating into an oven mitt with your mother's panties wrapped over your eyes to blind yourself.

Dude, I was so jackermitten yesterday when my mom walked into my room while I was Jackermitting

by Falcon896 December 27, 2009

Heel Jacker

A male who is flexible enough to masturbate using the heels of their feet. Heel jackers are known to have extremely smooth heels.

Insept is a known heel jacker. One could determine this by smoothness of his heels.

by wtfzomgbbq September 11, 2007