She is the cutest, funniest girl you will ever meet. If you get an Abbey Jo in your life, you might as well be the luckiest person alive. Never let go of this amazing girl.
by Soccer 6! November 30, 2021
Get the Abbey Jomug. A really intelligent dude with a good head on his shoulders. Creative in all areas. He has your back especially through tough times. Subconsciously he can push you away but this is just a wall of defense to protect himself from harm. A guy with a big heart but at times afraid to open up and show it.
by The big balloon tank June 9, 2021
Get the Jomug. He's the one you look for your whole life. Your twin flame your mirror your other half. He's your heart soul and everything in between
by Melissajo October 5, 2020
Get the jo rodgersmug. Jo Momma; an incel's figurative mother; a fake name assigned by a troll to the mother of their male victim's (online) persona, (i.e., LARPers; an incel; a simp; a fellow troll; etc.) used for the soul purpose of trolling, bullying and potentially triggering their target.
'Jo Momma' is usually a name-holder (or name replacement value) used for the, often figurative, paternal female of one's online male nemesis - usually an incel; OR: one who has not revealed enough about himself to get doxxed and expose his, or any of his family's, personal information; and is therefor the subject of attack by online trolls and bullies with preliminary, nuanced trolling and bullying.
'Jo Momma' is usually a name-holder (or name replacement value) used for the, often figurative, paternal female of one's online male nemesis - usually an incel; OR: one who has not revealed enough about himself to get doxxed and expose his, or any of his family's, personal information; and is therefor the subject of attack by online trolls and bullies with preliminary, nuanced trolling and bullying.
Jo Momma has amazingly come out of an extended 10 year coma today, after May-Hu-Gee Wang rear-ended and smashed her Mini to smithereens with his semi monster-hybrid . It's believed that Jo Momma was still inexperienced handling stick at the time, and instead pulling off, had further backed up into May-Hu-Gee Wang's heavy oncoming load. Equipped for deep-drill fracking, the weight and ton of May Wang's disproportionately massive sized rig, ferociously rammed head first into the compact back-boot of Jo Momma's comparatively tiny dinky. May Wang's colossal LXXX-footer plowed into Jo Momma with such intense velocity, that the entire length of her soft interior velour velvet covering, had been reduced to nothing more than a fist-sized pinkish clump of crumpled rag, stuffed into furious flurry all the way up her, likewise emaciated, glovebox compartment. Taking the full-force of May Wang's humongous haul had all but flattened her lovely lady ride into a generous portion of stacked pancakes , smeared with more than a generous, extra-large dolloping of brown syrup. One could say it was a mouthwatering brunch, but only for the jaws of life, who hungrily dug into what was once Jo Momma's comfortable warm Cooper, but had become her trap... banged-up & mangled beyond recognition... yet still glistening with lustrous galore from the wet downpour that had come down in and the , that fateful day Hershey's highway, route 69.
by gruz_the_ugh November 4, 2022
Get the jo mommamug. 
An older woman who was once sane and level headed but after taking too many 3 o clock naps has begun yelling “Boo!” or “Get up in here!” at young babies. She also falls asleep at 6:15 every night and cannot be instructed in how to achieve a task without getting mad. She has a great heart but just sleeps too much.
by Adam early December 27, 2020
Get the Paula Jomug. Ella is a cute, funny and amazing person in life, she makes everyone smile everyday, she loves to listen to music and to dance, she makes everyone laugh by saying just 1 word and she is everyone that a man would ask for, she is caring, loving and just an beautiful girl
by Bobby6262728 November 25, 2021
Get the Ella-Jomug.