dick idiot

One who typically speaks in an arrogant manner, predominantly towards shwacks, but is ignorant towards his or her incompetence and narcissistic tendencies.

The term was coined by philosopher Dan Taylor, and has been agreed the term arose during the early 21st century by several academic communities.
I just got a 14 on you, ya fucking dick idiot.

I said I wanted the orange flavor of Cariboo, ya fucking dick idiot.

Whose the fuck is the dick idiot who shwacked up this box-box?

If I wanted a dick idiots opinion about the piece, I would've asked you.

Fuck, let me piss out my cock and have a dart first, ya dick idiot.

Ya dick idiot.
by HiBaller69 December 04, 2013
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band of idiots

A group of people trying to work together as a team but failing miserably because they are each so obsessed with their own goals that their failure is worse than if they were alone. Like an orchestra of people with no conductor, no sheet music and none of them know how to play their instruments but they are intent on playing as hard as they can. Opposite of synergy. The sum of the parts is less than one of the parts.
I had no idea just how obsessed they were and the extreme obsession with what they were trying to do but how badly they failed. It was a band of idiots.
by cryog February 16, 2016
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idiot pass

Giving someone a pass when they f*ck up.
Normally I'd be pissed off that Jim forgot his keys and I waited outside forever, but I'm giving him an idiot pass since he was wasted.
by jeebus55 June 15, 2011
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Idiot Fatigue

The tired feeling you get from putting up with stupid people all day.
Man, I dealt with so much stupid crap today I'm exhausted, must be idiot fatigue.
by Unknown_Fury June 22, 2010
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idiot sandwich

a term used to further annunciate the idiocy of a person while holding the persons face between two pieces of wonder bread
gordon ramsey: “what are you!”
poor chef contestant: “an idiot sandwich
by carpetlover164 October 11, 2021
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relative idiot

A person who has different knowledge compared to a reference person.
I feel like an relative idiot when I speak with my sister.
by A relative idiot May 21, 2021
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fog idiot

A fog idiot is someone that's such a friggin' idiot, they can't pick up on the simplest of concepts. Almost like everything they do is slowed down and painful, similar to driving in fog. You can't see shit, can't drive anywhere fast and its annoying to deal with. Friends don't let friends be fog idiots.
Bro, you're such a fog idiot! I don't even know why I bother trying to explain anything to you.
by I'mrickjames January 16, 2018
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