Diplomatic Idiot

A non-political adult who does not understand how politics works

Brian was a Diplomatic Idiot.

by bonelesspizza October 22, 2016

idiot math

The calculus that goes on in the mind of an idiot that leads them to make bad decisions.

P1: "Wait, what possible reason could he have had to punch that cop? There's no possible permutation stemming from that that doesn't get him arrested, or possibly worse."
P2: "You're just not doing the idiot math here. Put yourself into the mindset of a 12th century peasant and you'll understand why he made the choice he did."
P1: "I still don't understand."
P2: "If he defeats the cop, then that guy can't tell him what to do anymore. He wins in his own mind, and that's all that's important."
P1: "Oh ok, I think I understand idiot math now."

by Dan00001111 January 9, 2021

Idiot stick

Some one who is just plain being dumb. You’re not mad at them and they may even be your friend, but they are being really dumb

-Dude did you hear what Craig did??
-Yeah, he’s an idiot stick

by Pet Petunia November 29, 2017

Worldstar Idiot

Someone who is a huge idiot, so much so that it makes them a Worldstar Idiot. They are snobby, rude, and have no respect for themselves or others.

Jared: “That dude is such a jerk!”
Lin: “Yeah! He’s more than that though.. he’s like a worldstar idiot!”

Jared: “Lmao, yeah.”

by Xx.Ammie.xX May 3, 2021

fucking idiot

Someone who uses discord marriage bot thinking it’s funny or something

Woe, look at this fucking idiot who thinks discord bots are funny

by Smishy panda February 3, 2021

status idiot

A person that updates their facebook status with information readers know to be untrue, overtly obvious, or showing a lack of common sense.

"Stacy's facebook status says she's got a paper due today that she completely forgot about."

"Hmm. At the party last night she kept complaining about having to write it."

"What a status idiot."

by soshellnetworkwer March 18, 2009

fog idiot

A fog idiot is someone that's such a friggin' idiot, they can't pick up on the simplest of concepts. Almost like everything they do is slowed down and painful, similar to driving in fog. You can't see shit, can't drive anywhere fast and its annoying to deal with. Friends don't let friends be fog idiots.

Bro, you're such a fog idiot! I don't even know why I bother trying to explain anything to you.

by I'mrickjames January 16, 2018