by bonelesspizza October 22, 2016
Get the Diplomatic Idiotmug. P1: "Wait, what possible reason could he have had to punch that cop? There's no possible permutation stemming from that that doesn't get him arrested, or possibly worse."
P2: "You're just not doing the idiot math here. Put yourself into the mindset of a 12th century peasant and you'll understand why he made the choice he did."
P1: "I still don't understand."
P2: "If he defeats the cop, then that guy can't tell him what to do anymore. He wins in his own mind, and that's all that's important."
P1: "Oh ok, I think I understand idiot math now."
P2: "You're just not doing the idiot math here. Put yourself into the mindset of a 12th century peasant and you'll understand why he made the choice he did."
P1: "I still don't understand."
P2: "If he defeats the cop, then that guy can't tell him what to do anymore. He wins in his own mind, and that's all that's important."
P1: "Oh ok, I think I understand idiot math now."
by Dan00001111 January 9, 2021
Get the idiot mathmug. by A relative idiot May 20, 2021
Get the relative idiotmug. by Smart idiot October 19, 2021
Get the Smart idiotmug. 1. Having the desire to shop for something that you can’t afford or not ready to purchase. Usually a large ticket item.
2. Purchasing something that you should have never purchased.
2. Purchasing something that you should have never purchased.
1. Wow!! I can’t believe they asked me to show them that house, they just lost their jobs. Fuck man, they must have Idiot Fever.
2. I can’t believe I bought that watch for $4000. I must have had Idiot Fever.
2. I can’t believe I bought that watch for $4000. I must have had Idiot Fever.
by CheTaylor September 7, 2020
Get the Idiot Fevermug. by Unknown_Fury June 24, 2010
Get the Idiot Fatiguemug. by Smishy panda February 3, 2021
Get the fucking idiotmug.