Human billboards

People who collect in standouts at rotaries or on overpasses with campaign signs. Sometimes to advertise a menu, or just a sale.

(i guess it is a New England thing)
by wickedNH February 06, 2004
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Human Stud

A person who may or may not be rich, good looking & well versed with English & French kinda languages but he/she is real, straightforward & has ideal leadership & human type of personality.
Cousin: Bro, you're a stud.

Person: Stud & me? Stop kidding. I have such a messy hair, beard & moustache along with specs & acne making me look kinda ugly while I also don't know to speak properly without fumbling.

Cousin: Doesn't matter! As a human you're an amazing person & have an ideal personality all should have. You're a HUMAN STUD.
by Meet_d_maddo August 11, 2016
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Human Zamboni

In figure skating, a competitor who falls alot and ends up cleaning the ice with their butt.
Kristy Yamaguchi's routine was going great until she fell, and she started sliding around the ice like a Human Zamboni!
by dberto April 03, 2009
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human microscope

When a man cums inside of a woman's eye and she looks up at a light to watch the sperm moving around.
Bro I totally turned your Girlfriend into a Human Microscope last night
by TheHumanMicroscope December 06, 2016
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human heart

The act of squooshing ones facial cheeks, with the palms of your hands pushing up and in. This then creates the shape of a human heart.
Rob squooshed Brynn's cheeks and her face looked kind of like a human heart.
by Rooooob May 19, 2007
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human reproduction

People eat bananas and drink sprite till they have a kid.
Man: Hey honey, you wanna have a kid?

Random Woman: Um...... Don't know you but yeah sure! I hate my boyfriend. Let's do it.

Human Reproduction.
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Human Lasagna

Have a woman lay on her side, then you promptly Jizz into her vagina, causing a creampie. afterwards you will puke onto her vagina, creating the human lasagna
Steve: How should me and Stacy spice up our sexlife?
Dan: Have you tried the human Lasagna?
by Jjayunfaced April 18, 2019
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