Human billboards

People who collect in standouts at rotaries or on overpasses with campaign signs. Sometimes to advertise a menu, or just a sale.

(i guess it is a New England thing)

Look at that human billboard

by wickedNH February 06, 2004

Human Stud

A person who may or may not be rich, good looking & well versed with English & French kinda languages but he/she is real, straightforward & has ideal leadership & human type of personality.

Cousin: Bro, you're a stud.

Person: Stud & me? Stop kidding. I have such a messy hair, beard & moustache along with specs & acne making me look kinda ugly while I also don't know to speak properly without fumbling.

Cousin: Doesn't matter! As a human you're an amazing person & have an ideal personality all should have. You're a HUMAN STUD.

by Meet_d_maddo August 11, 2016

Human Zamboni

In figure skating, a competitor who falls alot and ends up cleaning the ice with their butt.

Kristy Yamaguchi's routine was going great until she fell, and she started sliding around the ice like a Human Zamboni!

by dberto April 03, 2009

human microscope

When a man cums inside of a woman's eye and she looks up at a light to watch the sperm moving around.

Bro I totally turned your Girlfriend into a Human Microscope last night

by TheHumanMicroscope December 06, 2016

human reproduction

People eat bananas and drink sprite till they have a kid.

Man: Hey honey, you wanna have a kid?

Random Woman: Um...... Don't know you but yeah sure! I hate my boyfriend. Let's do it.

Human Reproduction.

by Mrs. Montgomery Eklickson May 22, 2017

human heart

The act of squooshing ones facial cheeks, with the palms of your hands pushing up and in. This then creates the shape of a human heart.

Rob squooshed Brynn's cheeks and her face looked kind of like a human heart.

by Rooooob May 19, 2007

human peacock

for show, look colorful and/or wonderful but in reality is impractical or useless

Look at those human peacock with colorful hats at the Royal wedding...

by parleton April 29, 2011