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Human Beyblade

The act of ripping anal beads hard out of an individuals asshole, while they are placed upon a spinning chair or anything of the sort, to create enough momentum to spin and or "rip" the individual in circles. Best done with 2 individuals competing in an arena until one runs out of momentum.
"Hey! We should do a double date soon, maybe pull a Human Beyblade!"
by Monger of the ass men August 2, 2021
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Human Stud

A person who may or may not be rich, good looking & well versed with English & French kinda languages but he/she is real, straightforward & has ideal leadership & human type of personality.
Cousin: Bro, you're a stud.

Person: Stud & me? Stop kidding. I have such a messy hair, beard & moustache along with specs & acne making me look kinda ugly while I also don't know to speak properly without fumbling.

Cousin: Doesn't matter! As a human you're an amazing person & have an ideal personality all should have. You're a HUMAN STUD.
by Meet_d_maddo August 11, 2016
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Humane Slaughter

The best example of an Oxymoron you can have.
There is no humane way to kill something that doesn't want to die.

Be humane; be vegan.
The use of humane slaughter does not justify the needless killing of animals.
by nitram June 3, 2018
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human pinata

The act of eating so much confetti (or candy) till you're shitting nothing but in, then hanging yourself naked with a grenade in your anal cavity with a note tied to the pin saying "haha enjoy" and waiting for someone to find your body.
Person 1: Dude you look sad, what's up?
Person 2: My dad human pinata'd himself last night and I fell for the note.
by AnythingForMemes January 6, 2017
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human reproduction

People eat bananas and drink sprite till they have a kid.
Man: Hey honey, you wanna have a kid?

Random Woman: Um...... Don't know you but yeah sure! I hate my boyfriend. Let's do it.

Human Reproduction.
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human heart

The act of squooshing ones facial cheeks, with the palms of your hands pushing up and in. This then creates the shape of a human heart.
Rob squooshed Brynn's cheeks and her face looked kind of like a human heart.
by Rooooob June 6, 2007
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human microscope

When a man cums inside of a woman's eye and she looks up at a light to watch the sperm moving around.
Bro I totally turned your Girlfriend into a Human Microscope last night
by TheHumanMicroscope December 6, 2016
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