Fake Hooper

A person who claims to play basketball but knows they do not truly play the sport. Also claims to be a "D1 Dreamer" or a "D1 Bound" player.

Person 1: Look he posted another basketball pic
Person 2: Chill he a fake hooper

by @jthebucket August 21, 2016

hooplah

A sexually transmited disease which causes people to spontaniously combust.

Oh my god, I think that hooker gave me the hooplah!

by Rohde March 26, 2005

Hooper File

The file where everything lost goes.

I filed that shit in the hooper file.

by Hell In Utopia September 10, 2009

Hoopla

10/10 girl absolute baddie

The girl to the right is a hoopla

by eflann January 27, 2022

anna hooper

a cute midget with fluro hair
shes a little psycho but awesome :)

look at that hair shine its an anna hooper

by nic musumeci February 11, 2009

Butt Hoops

A sport originating from select groups of the natives around the Amazon river where people jump through hoops butt first.

Tanto and Sasqatchwan and I were thinking of going out to a game of butt hoops a little later.

by Mysteriousdoor June 9, 2010

Hooper

Hooper: A woman, most often of hispanic decent, who is an obvious whore. Generaly wears large hoop earings.

Andrew: Hey Kyle see that fine piece of ass over there?

Kyle: Which one?

Andrew: The hispanic one with the big hoop earings and short as hell skirt on. you can see her vag.

Kyle: o yea i see her... that bitch is a hooper.

by papafrito November 10, 2010