Heather

A Heather is someone who is cool but doesn't really know it until somebody tells her then gets a big head and thinks she's all that until she loses money in the bank or hears the word "eat" (even though she is thick she does have a complex) and becomes an 8 year old baby. Then she gets money and she sees that she's a cool person anyway then everything's cool until the next storm<---the next personal crisis in a lifetime. They're usually short, burnette, ebony eyes, and has big boobs. She's proud of what she is and nobody will stop her (unless the cable bill is too high, no food in the house, the dog is sick, and no money). Other than that she's all that and a bag of chips but sometimes is smart for her own good.

Person: "She's so precious."

Heather: "No I'm not." (sticks tounge out her mouth and gives a rasberry)

Person: "Even her tounge is cute. That's girl's a Heather."

Person 2: "She sho'll is. Awww."

Heather: (Stomps off in frustration.) "Shut up!" (Cries then runs in her saddness)

by No Money No Rent June 28, 2010

Heather Sex

a. The ability to catch herpes from R. Kelly while Kim Kardashian pleasures herself in a tub full of his piss.

b. Sex so lame that you have to imagine R. Kelly pissing on Kim Kardashian's face in order to bust a nut.

God Damn! I smell like musty piss, I think I musta' been havin Heather Sex last night.

Fuck that needle dick, fuckin' him was like having Heather Sex.

This fuckin' party is lame as hell, I think I'd rather be having Heather Sex right about now.

by Cum-Guzzling-Gutter-Slut December 15, 2011

heathered

The state of being so lonely and so insecure, due to lack of esteem, that you will date/marry or have sex with anyone. You dont care whether or not it is bad for you, but only how "good" it feels to have somebody you think is compatible with you and likes you for yourself. You deceive yourself into thinking that this person makes you happy, when in reality it's only the feeling of love that makes you happy. Instead of waiting for the right person to come along, you settle for someone who is much less ideal for you and can make your life even more miserable.

I feel so bad for Donnie right now. He is such a good guy, but just heathered right now.

by yo yo yiggity yo2 May 12, 2011

Hetero-basic

Usually a sexist LGBTQphobic straight man who says basic things and shades every male who's not "manly enough". This type of man only thinks with his dick.

Hetero-basic man: Why is he wearing makeup!? Guess I'm the only man in here...

by AngryBisexual February 21, 2020

heather phyles

sometimes a mexican pretty lady. loves stretching her lobes. is the best student at framingham state college. wears innapropriate t-shirts and tries to hide them by zippin gup her north face. "to smoke the crack"

heather phyles is cool, straight up g

by pink headband December 10, 2009

hetero-bicurious

A person who is sexually attracted to the opposite sex and is also attracted to the opposite sex who is bisexual.

Question: Dude, I thought you said you were bicurious?
Answer: No man, not in the stereotypical sense. I'm attracted to the opposite sex and the bisexual opposite sex the same so that makes me hetero-bicurious.

by Fun Foe January 3, 2015

Heather

Heather is a girl who loves shopping(at Walmart).She is bad at makeup. Is born with blonde hair but always dyes it. Has 3 kids. And is needy and is never herself only around 3 am when she turns into the devil. She loves eating kids. And has a husband for 40 years then gets a divorce.

Such a heather. My kid is missing

by ButtholeEater3 June 7, 2018