Hamping

Camping in a hammock

Melanie enjoys hamping so she doesn’t have to carry a tent on long trails.

by Smelly mellly January 29, 2023

hampshire

last name of cunts

ethan hampshire is such a cunt

by hampshire hater 002 May 7, 2023

Hampster heart

You will need

1 hampster

2 grams Sugar
1 cup Water
1 syringe
1 teaspoon of distilling yeast

To make Hampster heart you drain the hampster of blood after deseased and mix with 1 cup of water then ad the teaspoon of distilling yeast and add hampster water to a distilling set, from wish and boil the blood water mix to make Hampster heart

by Cody5050 May 14, 2023

Hamper'ee

When you are a victim of being told to be who you are not, but then you realize being you is what makes YOU GO FAR in life.

Saul Goodman was a Hamper'ee

by Borderjumper23 May 30, 2023

hamiture

Someone unskilled or who has never cooked a Ham. Particularly stressful during holiday dinners…

Going to my friend’s house for Thanksgiving. A bit concerned about dinner since he wants ham & has never cooked one. God damn” Hamiture!”

by 8 Mile October 18, 2023

Hamath

A form of mathematical manipulation characterized by the deliberate provision of exaggerated or fictitious numbers, often without credible evidence, with the intention of eliciting shock, sympathy, or support in a discussion, debate, or conflict.

- I went to the dentist yesterday, and they pulled out, like, an 8000 teeth. It was awful!
- Dude, seriously? Stop hamathing.

by zbuben December 15, 2023

Hamath

A form of mathematical manipulation characterized by the deliberate provision of exaggerated or fictitious numbers, often without credible evidence, with the intention of eliciting shock, sympathy, or support in a discussion, debate, or conflict.

- I went to the dentist yesterday, and they pulled out, like, a thousand teeth. It was awful!
- Dude, seriously? Stop hamathing.

by zbuben December 15, 2023