The act of eating so much confetti (or candy) till you're shitting nothing but in, then hanging yourself naked with a grenade in your anal cavity with a note tied to the pin saying "haha enjoy" and waiting for someone to find your body.
Person 1: Dude you look sad, what's up?
Person 2: My dad human pinata'd himself last night and I fell for the note.
Person 2: My dad human pinata'd himself last night and I fell for the note.
by AnythingForMemes January 6, 2017
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Random Woman: Um...... Don't know you but yeah sure! I hate my boyfriend. Let's do it.
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Random Woman: Um...... Don't know you but yeah sure! I hate my boyfriend. Let's do it.
Human Reproduction.
by Mrs. Montgomery Eklickson May 27, 2017
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There is no humane way to kill something that doesn't want to die.
Be humane; be vegan.
There is no humane way to kill something that doesn't want to die.
Be humane; be vegan.
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Cousin: Bro, you're a stud.
Person: Stud & me? Stop kidding. I have such a messy hair, beard & moustache along with specs & acne making me look kinda ugly while I also don't know to speak properly without fumbling.
Cousin: Doesn't matter! As a human you're an amazing person & have an ideal personality all should have. You're a HUMAN STUD.
Person: Stud & me? Stop kidding. I have such a messy hair, beard & moustache along with specs & acne making me look kinda ugly while I also don't know to speak properly without fumbling.
Cousin: Doesn't matter! As a human you're an amazing person & have an ideal personality all should have. You're a HUMAN STUD.
by Meet_d_maddo August 11, 2016
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We're getting funneled through tolls like beer at a frat party.
F--- these clowns. Time to get it in with Human GPS.
F--- these clowns. Time to get it in with Human GPS.
by Harry Bird September 13, 2010
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