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hero theory

a term in the underlying ideas of kool keith which levels of heroism are inverse of deployments(real world and training), joint suffering shared with fellow comrads, length of enlistment and type of MOS that collectively mold a United States Marine into either a humble amphibous warthog or the flipside, a big mouthed, small minded, wearing your blues out on the town after discharge, falsified acts of anything other than being an empty uniform, human form of swine. Essentially, the more you train, deploy, and find yourself with the most admirable group of misfits ever devised, the GRUNTS, the less likely you'll be a hero. However, less you train, deploy and find yourself in weak POG specialties, the more likely you'll be a hero and have over a dozen bumperstickers to prove it.
Not everyone understands the hero theory, but the ones that do smile.
by kool keith nfi September 27, 2007
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My hero academia

Idk some anime with a cringe fan base
Famtard: hey man wanna watch my hero academia?
Chad: fuck no I'm watching jojo
by Goku221 March 2, 2021
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Qatar Hero

A style of playing guitar hero in which an arab slave is used to function the controller at a low price so you can listen to the sound track without having to play those tricky songs.
man 1 "hey i just got guitar hero 3 but the songs are really hard"

man 2 "yeah just play it Qatar hero style"

man 1 "how?"

man 2 "go find an arab slave and make him play it for 2c a day. trust me, he will think its worth it"
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Hero

A Hero puts his life on the line for a person, a cause, an ideal...to be a Hero...is to exhibit the finest qualities of a human being.
Link is the epitome of a Hero.
by Carwash64 September 23, 2006
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herosh

A very attractive Persian male. Has a nice body and gets the ladies. He is an Adonis, and is usually a beast at everything he does.
"Who's that guy with the nice body and thousands of girls all over him?" "Oh, that guy? That's Herosh."
by harhar!ea October 17, 2011
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Hemrosexual

A person who has a sexual attraction to Hemeroids (piles) or other people who have hemeroids.
Hey i think that guy is hemrosexual he's been looking at that piles patient for a long time
by im a pelican December 22, 2010
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heroglyph

The "you are here" stick-figure symbol on a mallmanac, showing your current position in a shopping mall.
The heroglyph says we're just a few stores down from the jewellery store.
by drm310 January 8, 2012
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