guitarsamm

sexy beast, cookie eater and magician

also king of sound clips and impressions

um... guitarsamm has a large wang

by brian's bitch December 22, 2004

Guitard

Someone who must alway start a fight over getting to play the "Guitar" over the "Bass" when playing Guitar Hero, or Rock Band.

Also See Basstard

Joe: I am playing guitar, the bass is stupid so you can play it.

Mike: Quit being such a Guitard, We can switch every other song

by Gamewizard 546 September 21, 2009

guitar hero

1. Someone who has little or no life and spends most of, if not all, their time playing Guitar Hero 1 or 2.

2. Or, someone who has completed a particularly difficult song on any difficulty and won't stop bragging about it.

1. "Hey, do you know what ever happened to Dave?"

"Yeah didn't you hear, he's a guitar hero now."

2. John talked all period about his gaming prowess, he's such a fucking 'guitar hero'.

by J-Sim June 10, 2007

guitarist

Arrogant rocker-boy.

"From now on, I stick to drummers!"

by Qit January 13, 2004

Guitar Zero

A person who thinks and acts as if they are good at the game Guitar Hero, but in reality, they are horrible

Guitar Zero: Yo, let's go to my house and rip it up at guitar hero, i'm nasty... i'll beat anyone

Person: year right dude, you suck

by Teddi April 20, 2007

guitar hero eyes

when your eyes get blood shot from playing too much guitar hero. you don't have time to blink when the notes are going so fast!

-woah!!! are you stoned? your eyes are so blood shot.
-nope! i just played way too much guitar hero today thats all, so now i have guitar hero eyes.

by bitch basket fagola November 27, 2009

goo guitar

A strand of love fluid (either male or female in origin) stretching from one's finger to another's sex organs after a sexual experience. Can be plucked like a guitar string.

After Johnny poked Ashley, he reached down and played the goo guitar.

by belfedot January 16, 2003