Elvis' guitar

And they will also buy fucking bathwater from a fucking YouTuber. Literal fucking bath water. And then drink it, get sick, and go to the hospital.

Hym "So is Elvis' guitar more real to you than other guitars? I bought an Ibanez Iceman because it's the same model as the one Darren Malacian uses in Toxicity. That has no relationship to the concept of 'real.' The creator of the universe either spoke directly to a guy or it didn't. It isn't a fucking nebulous thing. I don't care if you devoted your life to it. I don't have to do your fucking sex cult and no there isn't a thing you don't have to do in response to that you fucking prick."

by Hym Iam June 14, 2024

guitared ass

to take his/her ass hairs, braid them, and use them like strings on a guitar.

"I guitared ass with Johnny last night and we made a new hit!"

by Hugh Mungi December 19, 2016

Guitar Squirtle

The Pokémon, Squirtle, playing sweet riffs on a guitar.

Fun fact : If the guitar is painted to look like a pokéball, it is called a Poké-tar(Po-Guitar) Squirtle.

"Bro, look at that Guitar Squirtle!"

by TheRealGruffalo October 16, 2022

Silly Guitar

Basically the Silly Guitar creatures on the walls of some one the levels of the Roblox game “Limbobbia”

“No way is that the silly guitar from limbobbia!?”
“Shut up.”

by epicepicface January 17, 2024

silly guitar

a weapon of total destruction

some fucking bot crashed the server with the silly guitar gear

by iiodx January 23, 2024

The Guitar Effect

When someone becomes attractive once they play the guitar, even if they're not.

Dude, that guitar player is super hot

No dude, that's just the guitar effect

by Mama yo ♡ March 12, 2023

string his guitar

a handjob

"I'm going to Bob's later tonight to string his guitar"

by sweg111111 January 18, 2016