guitar loser

a guitar loser is a basement dwelling stoner that is allergic to practice and still hasn't learnt barre cords after calling himself a guitarist for a decade. they will take the path of least resistance throughout life which results in a lack of showers and a pitiful technique

look at that guitar loser, i bet he can't even play a fugue

by iohannes November 9, 2025

Carpal Tunnel Air Guitar

Carpal tunnel air guitar is a phrase used to make fun of the way Richard Jordan (WingsOfRedemption) shakes and flicks his hands back and forth to regain the feeling in his hands due to having carpal tunnel syndrome. He does so in a way where it looks as if he is playing the air guitar when attempting to regain blood flow in his nubs. Richard’s Constant shaking and flicks his hands has also been compared to a person doing jazz hands, but the most common way it’s interpreted is him playing the air guitar!

“Hey Richard can you play the Carpal Tunnel Air Guitar?”-Viewer
“Mawds ban this guy, he’s making of me having carpal tunnel syndrome and it’s not funny, so ban him thanks in advance.”-Richard

by UncleTomDaJigga August 10, 2025

guitar kink

a person who gets horny over guitars

jonah gets has a guitar kink
kelsey thinks he is weird for getting horny over guitars

by thecoolestguitarplayerverr October 20, 2021

Guitar Hero

Nickname for an asshole you work with that pisses everyone off while always wearing flannels and hair long enough to pass below his own nipples.

Yo, guitar hero, over here is a prime time example of how to fuck over anyone and everyone while thinking his shit doesn’t stink. He looks like he should work at guitar center.

by Flash Flash Hundred Mile Dash November 10, 2021

Guitar villain

A game for people that didn't want to be the guitar hero when they grew up and thought guitar hero had too many rules.

Guitar villain is a game where people that play guitar hero and want change or other options don't feel excluded, unwelcome, or outcast.

by The Original Agahnim August 31, 2021

String my guitar

When a man asks another man/women to clamp his penis & stretch it as far a possible before stroking it like a quitar string.

Damn, I wish he'd string my guitar & play it like a lead bass!!

by Gotyourass! May 30, 2024

Strumming the Hair Guitar

Knocking the little man out of his double ended rowing boat.

Johnny has left with the baby sitter and poor Louise, 8 young kids and strumming the hair guitar...I love it when the bitch strums the hair guitar and I'm deep in the tan track.

by Randy Ashell March 11, 2024