Old Greg

Your at a party where you are getting hammered. The feeeling of drunk enters your body, but it is not alone, the feeling of horny is with it. You are now ridged like a bread stick. You post up in the party and eagle eye that one girl that suits your fancy. When you spot her, you approach and say those special words that all girls want to her, "Sup beautiful, wanna fuck?!" You proceed to grab her hand and pull her to an empty bed room where you get busy, real fucking busy. The next morning, your bragging to all your friends that you bagged this one chick when you notice your buddy is histarical. He then tells you that he fucked a girl in that same bed, but he pulled out and came all over the bed. Tat bed was soaked with your buddies swimmers and you bagged that random chick on top of that shit.

Dude, you old greged that chick because I came all over that bed, dumbass.

by Ginger Lariat June 28, 2011

greeg

a huge dip

me and my boys throw enormous greeg

by anthony November 9, 2003

greg the greek

A totally retarted fucker who thinks he all that because he is greek. Has a small penis and takes pictures and smiles at them during class at catholic school

Greg the greek lives the #greeklife

by Charlieswhorehouse December 1, 2015

Greg

this is a very GREGT person they say every person is a new door to a different world, but there is one person that you are going to live your life with! if your name is greg and your with someone whos name starts with A and ends with L stay with them they will do you good!

my friends Greg and Ariel are ment to be together

by savannah westmorlen December 22, 2008

geiger

to suck a black cock

oh my god... he really geigered Jaquan

by kwhattrackstar March 27, 2009

Greg

Usually a very unattractive bisexual...Maybe even full blown gay. Greg's mostly go for their friends older brothers. He's usually shy around girls because he's very insecure about himself because they know girls are very judgmental. They are commonly sketchy but once you get to know them they are okay...Also most of the time very horny/ very excited around older guys.

Omg Greg is always staring at my older brothers legs!...so weird o my god.

by molly audrey August 25, 2014

Gregged

1. A term used for when a person playing Topeka On Board Monopoly lands on "Gregg Tire" located in between an opponent's heavily priced piece of property such as "Dr. Kevin Lenahen." The property owner is said to have just been "GREGGED."

2. Can also be used in every day life as a synonym to the word "screwed."

1. "...1..2.3..4....5 HAHA you just got Gregged!"


2. Kip- "Dude, I just found out that that hooker from last
week gave me Gonorrhea"

Kwon- "Haha. You just got Gregged!"

by Cliche Breath January 8, 2009