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NOT a creative color
says the creative notebook from Don't Hug me I'm Scared
"GREEN"
"Green is not a creative color"
Green by PIGGYWISDOM November 18, 2013

green on the wood 

CASH ON DEMAND, put the money on the table, no B.S., etc.
"Green on the wood makes the deal look good."
green on the wood by Paulzzy March 30, 2010

Green Bay Tuxedo

Similar to the popular Canadian tuxedo, the Green Bay variety involves someone wearing three or more items of Packer wear. The most popular combo is a hat, t shirt and jacket but for the most formal occasions, Green Bay Tuxedo wearers might add a pair of green and gold zubaz. The female tuxedo only requires two items of Packer gear.
Look at Steve's game day getup - he's sporting the full Green Bay tuxedo.

green tulip

A green tulip is an action performed in a strip club. When a stripper lays on her back on stage and you put a dollar on her taint and before she can push it aside and continue her skankery you push it second knuckle deep in her brown eye so the portion of dollar bill not in her bowels resembles a green tulip.
My wife was so drunk she gave that nasty pig cupcake a green tulip last night.
green tulip by Jamie-T October 22, 2012

Green Tail 

When you blow weed smoke into a person's asshole, and they fart the smoke out.
Dude, Kelsey just blew the biggest green tail I've ever seen!
Green Tail by DaddyKinkojou January 30, 2017

Emerald Green 

Emerald Green is a clear and powerful dark green. Likers of this color usually have the tendency to be very beautiful, exeptional liars, get attatched to people very easily, and once they love - they always love.
Guy : Here, Baby, I got you an emerald green ring!

Girl: Oh Ma Gosh! It's wonderful.