Gobshite

A person that speaks total and utter shit 24/7, has their own language and is a complete twat.

Philip Murphy is the biggest gobshite I've ever met

by AhSureLook May 16, 2015

gooch cuddle

The act of two men scissoring, where the two gooches meet. This can often lead to a matting of pubic hair.

Kevin and rhys were in a spot of bother after there pubes became entangled after vigorous Gooch cuddle

by Donald Richard kieran February 24, 2017

Goocher

When the price of your favorite CryptoCurrency tanks at the worst possible time.

My neighbor didn't tell his wife and invested his life savings in some unknown coin exchange and the value dropped by 99% overnight. It was a major Goocher. He's living on my couch now.

by The Baines June 28, 2017

Gooch Swamp

When the area in or around the taint is so built up with Goochy Goo that it develops its own ecosystem. Usually mold or fungus.

Shizzle hasn't showered in so long that I can smell his gooch swamp from a mile away.

by Reef.BlastBody July 14, 2017

Gooch Cooch Smooch

The act of licking a sexual partner's "gooch" or taint, all the way to their "cooch" or vagina in one lick.

Jim: My girl squirted everywhere last night when I gave her the Gooch Cooch Smooch.

by cayorne June 16, 2018

gnoshing

A toddler's way of describing snow.

Uncle Ryan, It's gnoshing outside!

by Uncle Kyle December 31, 2020

double gooch

Double Gooch- "What you see from behind when a girl is getting DP." -Matt Browning, MGMT Pinks, West Gray

Perhaps a double gooch?

by matt.b.talks.loud December 22, 2013