Goober

Anglo MTL term to refer to an individual who's generally out of the loop, goofy, or just wack.

Person 1: "bro that nigga got caught stealing from the dep by the afghan owner n he cried when they said they'd call the cops"
Person 2: "what a GOOBER LMFAOO"

by ibangothe2nd December 13, 2018

Gooder

Better than the normal good.

''I feel as if the last game I was gooder at.''

by ahartley121 December 24, 2018

goober gap

A goober gap is the space between someones goggles and helmet. Usually ending up with a odd lookin windburn

Man did you see the size of that gorbs goober gap

by Grumpygrumz January 19, 2019

Goober

A term used for someone who is a fuck cunt, a fat worthless waist of life, a Goober can be found in their natural habitats of picking their nose and eating it in public. Goobers are also known to beat their little peckers in an aggressive manner. Goobers are the worst creatures to have around. Their mating call is a high pitched autistic screech.

Come here Goober.
Quit being a Goober Billy.

by Dik8utt February 21, 2019

Goober oppossum

Someone who Is goofy and has little common sense.

Stop being such a goober oppossum.

by Cherrytales March 5, 2019

Goober Beaters

Large, husky hands(Usually seen on and associated with manly, hard working men) that theoretically could be used to beat up goobers/goobs, a term that sometimes denotes a dorky and not very physically imposing guy. Also see, sausage fingers. In addition, people with goober beaters also often have thick wrists and forearms and just overall large proportions.

Eugene: "Jerry caught me fucking his girl last night and slapped me in the face with his large goober beaters. I nearly flew through the window and he shattered my jaw."

by chickewingzbruh May 20, 2019

Goober

a person who is terrible at a certain activity, absolute trash.

Yo tung, your an absolute goober. you cant even reach the fuckin rim on a layup!!

by eeaa24 July 23, 2019