Reverse beer goggles

A condition where the drinker thinks they are better looking instead of the people they are viewing.

This ugly chick kept hitting on me like she was all that, she totally had reverse beer goggles on.

by Whysohigh November 16, 2011

lebenese eye goggles

The act of hovering your testicles over an individual, and slowing lowering down until one testicle falls into each eye socket, resembling goggles which may or may not have originated in lebenon.

"My buddy was passed out on the floor, so we decided to to administer some lebenese eye goggles for our entertainment, and photo opportunities."

by jh January 18, 2005

small town goggles

if you grow up in a small town, and since the number of available women is lower, the standards are also lower in women.

-small town man - "Dude, check out that chick. You should try to get on that."

-city man - "You know she's like a 2 right? Are you drunk, or are you wearing small town goggles?"

-small town man - "I'm from Berlin, Wisconsin."

-city man - "That explains it..."

by and by April 19, 2009

indian eye goggles

Verb: sexual act where a man places his balls over the eyes of his partner, followed by sitting on their forehead with the hopes of marking it with a dot between the eyes to resemble a Hindu dot. Bitches.

I heard you gave Karen a pair of Indian eye goggles last night. Nice.

by yinzer84 July 26, 2014

Japanese Rain Goggles

Japanese Rain Goggles is when a man gets a oral sex from a woman while his testicles are on her eyes. Once he's about to reach an orgasm she blinks quickly giving him a slight tingle sensation to his testicles and increasing the pleasure.

Damn, i hooked up with this chick last night and she did the Japanese Rain Goggles, best head ever.

by dieselboy_tm November 24, 2010

iraqi sand goggle

taking your balls and placing them over your girlfriends eyes while you shit in her mouth...

GREG: i just got done giving my girlfriend an iraqi sand goggle!

JONNY: oh o bet she loved that!

GREG: yeah im not touching that face for a while

by travisbeal51 August 05, 2008

Wash U Goggles

Something you put on figuratively when you go to Washington University in St. Louis. The goggles change the apparent attractiveness of the women based on a relative scale. So the ugly girls suddenly look attractive.

When Michael arrived at Wash U he couldn't function without his Wash U Goggles.

by Sir BB May 12, 2011