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grannyfucker 

i.e Ashton Kutcher is a granny fucker but he is so damn gorgeous!
grannyfucker by i dunno? March 31, 2005
A ganny is a cuddly little child who has a sincere fascination w/ faeries and has far too many dimples when it smiles and especially loves to play with their siblings.Is found as a newborn in flower petals being tended to by the faerie guardians. You are extremely lucky to meet a ganny in your lifetime.
Ganny slept under the stars singing tunes w/ the nature spirits at day break.
ganny by Chrissy March 28, 2005
Glanny is the bromance between Danny O'Donoghue and Glen Power from The Script. It is shipped widely across the internet and band mate Mark Sheehan sometimes feels left out. Glanny are in the closet but are suspected to come out anytime now.
Wow, Glanny are so in love.
Glanny by helloogays December 8, 2013

Grannied 

The act of spending all day with your grandma. Often Mother's Day, or some other special day. The word was coined on May 8, 2011 by Opal Crankshaft and said to her adopted grandson, Bryant.
Opal: (holding up two different color blouses up to Bryant) Which one should I wear? What do you think, purple or pink?

Bryant: Well, the purple looks good on you. Why not wear that? (suddenly realizes today is Mother's Day) Or wait, better yet, keep the robe! Let's get Grannied!!

Opal: Now you're talking. This is a perfect day to get Grannied. Its not every day I get to lounge around in my bathrobe.

Bryant: Yeah, you're right. This is a treat for you. Massages, spa treatments - you name it. Today is a perfect day for it!

Ramona: Hey, but what about me? Remember, honey, you used to have a big crush on me. Whatever happened to that?

Bryant: Hey Ma Garggle, long time no see! This is one of my other grandmas, Opal Crankshaft. (Ramona and Opal shake hands)

Bryant: How's Thorny and Hornet?

Brutus: We're fine. Gladdys couldn't be here. But I came down.

Bryant: Sweet! We go back quite a long way, all the way to 1996.

Brutus: Yeah, we lost touch there for a while. Who's this grandma you're talking about? Its not my mother-in-law, Ramona, is it?

Bryant: No. Brutus Thornapple; Opal Crankshaft. (Brutus and Opal shake hands).

Opal: Its a great day to get Grannied, huh? A couple of new friends that I've never met. One of my favorite grandsons. A great way to stay busy on Mother's Day! Doing nothing but r-e-l-a-x!!

Grannie Panties

Female underwear that is oversized, loose, and/or 1930's underwear, much like the tighty whities for the guys. i is unattractive and not cool
Alisha's ass looks funny in those Grannie Panties
Grannie Panties by Tim V. January 2, 2008

Grinny McDumbfuck 

That guy in class who always has the fucking answer (@ 8:30 am class)(not necessarily the right answer either)(but loves hearing his own voice regardless). And LOVES IT.
That John Paul in Arabic class, he's a real grinny mcdumbfuck.