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Florida Shuffle

The constant switching of lanes by Florida drivers, typically performed without use of blinkers. This dance is typically seen on major highways such as I-95 and creates traffic
Angela: Are you almost here? We're going to be late.
Brad: Sorry, I got stuck in some traffic, everyone was doing the Florida Shuffle
by Jsjstraka September 24, 2020
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Florida Foot Bath

Plugging up someone's arsehole with both your feet, giving them a gentle thrust and spreading just before yanking them out, pulling all the juice and shit out to cover your feet whilst trying to hold back the contents of a potentially prolapsed anus with your toes.
The cost of living crisis was so bad this year that nobody bought me socks for Christmas - so I had to convince the Mrs to do a Florida Foot Bath
by CoxfordEnglish December 17, 2022
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Fort likkertail florida

Nickname for fort lauderdale florida so named because of the spring breakers and partiers .
Father to son: son where are you going to go for spring break? Son: I think I'll take a stay cay and plant ☘️ indigenous trees in the green space near the community college. Father: back in my day we'd go down to. Fort likkertail florida for sun sex booze and drugs. Son: times change Dad.
by 4realazitgits April 22, 2021
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Florida man

A Florida man is a man who was born in Florida and commits the most devious crimes possible.
Have you heard of that Florida man who claimed the 3 needles stuck up his ass wasn't his?
by local floridian man January 11, 2023
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Florida wet wipe

When you piss on your sock before wiping your ass with it.
I done had to poo but ain't had no toilet paper. Blessed me for the ol Florida wet wipe!
by StupidGood March 30, 2024
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Florida footlong fountain

A 2 part level 4 sex move in which a foot long baby crocodile is wedged into a girl's vagina and turned into a piss fountain. Once satisfied the crocodile will be cooked over an open flame and consumed.
Bertha ripped a mean Florida footlong fountain last night. Best damn crocodile I ever eaten.
by Farmermann23 October 12, 2023
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Florida

She went to florida...

Two months later: It was a lovely service...
by Shamen_Mass April 20, 2017
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