Filip

An especimen, native of old pistons, 5'9, blond curly hair, metal fan, has rabies, could be dangerous. Beware of him.

I heard that Filip maunders around the outsides of this town, is it true?

Filip is bound to be in his natural habitat, wich is known as his room.

Filip likes to eat a lot.

by reidsglasses January 21, 2023

Filigree

It means like, fancy shit

man this gucci lettuce has a shit ton of filigree on it

by guccibrainconnectedtogucciears February 22, 2023

Filip

The hottest boy ever! He is the most handsome boy ever. He is everything you could ever ask for! If you find a Filip NEVER LOSE HIM, he is the best!

Filip is so hot

by Amaya529 March 2, 2023

Filipino swifty

Wetting a paper towel, putting a dab of dish detergent on it, then using your bare foot to wipe the floor with it. I just made up this term, Filipino swifty. I'm mostly Filipino so maybe I can get away with it. Probably not.

Wife: The floor is dirty, where's the mop?
Me: Not to worry. I can do a Filipino swifty.

by old observer April 16, 2023

Filibuster

How politicians justify there existence

“The bill will never pass, we’ll filibuster it”

by ShlomoLongShlong April 25, 2023

Filing Papers

to masterbate

“yo bro i told my gf i was filing papers to her ass”

by nailuee April 30, 2023

Filipino

A language with such longs words you’ll cry.

Sarah: Hey Arthur, you know Filipino, how do you say "what I heard was disturbing" in Filipino?
Arthur: Oh it’s nakakapágpabagabag ang narinig ko
Sarah: *cries*

by CoolotakuB) May 24, 2023