first monkey in space

Trying or experimenting with something new - on a grand scale with high risks and potential for epic failure or even disaster.

“Live streaming my rockclimbing trip is gonna be like the first monkey in space for me.”

by giraffe-o July 12, 2018

firsthand

A direct of personal experience

When you witness an accident with your own two eyes instead of hearing after about the fact, this is an example of when you witnessed it firsthand

by Therealgxx1 September 8, 2018

Forest Dump

The act of going into a heavily wooded area and taking a huge shit

Random person: *Sees a massive pile of shit on the ground in forest*
Random person: God damn... Someone did a Forest Dump...

by Mr. big E. June 17, 2019

Forest espresso

A bump of cocaine in the morning as a supplement to a coffee. Popularized by Electric Forest festival goers.

Cyber twink Paul: Do you have any coffee babe?
Boomer Bear: No, I just had a Forest espresso.

by Xx_zer0c00l_xX June 28, 2019

First sight hype

First sight hype

When someone looks good at first but on second glace does not

I thought she was fine but it was first sight hype.

by Jeffwordz September 8, 2019

first-wheeling

(n.) to take oneself out on date.

When a couple requests to be alone, a third wheel derails into a first wheel. First-wheeling can be devastating for individuals who dislike their own company.

A good first-wheel could start with laying out a spread of charcuterie, wine, and dark chocolate on the river bank; then unicycling home under the rose-colored sunset. When you get back, to look in the mirror, telling yourself, "my treat," and then blushing, flattered.

Martyn: "Nolan, I am getting tired of you coming on my dinner dates with Phosie."
Nolan: "Ok, I will start first-wheeling and get to know myself better."
Martyn: "Maximal pleb behavior."

by nolandc September 20, 2019

first heartbreak

it will feel like your heart was pierced straight through, and anytime someone walks a little too close, it trembles with the force of a million waves pounding the shores, threatening to shatter into dust and coat every memory, past and future, with the pain of something wonderful that fell apart and the guilt in the knowing that you are at fault just as much as they are. it weighs you down until all you hear is the "what if"s and all you can do is curl in on yourself and wait for someone to find you and pull you out. it is the feeling that puts new meaning to the word loneliness and puts into perspective just how much a person can lose, just how much of a shell a body can become. it is the one feeling that will always be remembered, the first feeling that will come to mind when someone says "first love"

I didn't know it was possible to lose so many tears or regret not regretting someone so much as i did after my first heartbreak.

by let.me.cry. April 21, 2020