foreskin bomb

When an uncircumcised man tries to urinate and due to squashing, the top of the foreskin seals temporarily causing a traffic jam, or build up of wee wee, filling the foreskin with bladder shmadder, the seal then breaks, resulting in a sort of explosion, propelling a lot of water, compared to the usual flow (9 cumecs) a minor inconvinience.

those are tight trousers, could cause a foreskin bomb

by loptus January 7, 2011

gekyume foreskin

an expensive plate of food at a very expensive restaurant

priced for 6 jahcoins

person: yeah can i get gekyume foreskin please
person 2: yeah that will be 6 jahcoins

by bruhmomentlord October 4, 2019

Foreskin

Short for Fortnite Skin.

For(tnit)eskin.

Yo bro check out my foreskin! It's so cool!

Damn I wish I had one, my parents chose to not let me.

by The Football Guy March 20, 2023

Forecting

The regrowing of one's foreskin to replace the one which is shed to distract predators such as sexually deprived bears with marital problems, or the French.

"Dude I was totally going to be raped by that bear the other night but I was saved cos I shed my foreskin. I've been forecting all morning, it hurts like hell dawg."

by Chocosaurus January 2, 2010

Forestwood Middle School

A Shitty Hole this is like a jail

Ewww you go to forestwood middle school

Ya more like forest hood

by Fjjdjdcjdjdkcbc August 1, 2018

Forrest Gump

A long and involved, often exremely notable and serendipitous life story. Derived from the film Forrest Gump in which the main character tells his life story while sitting on a bus stop bench to various passers by.

Hey Dennis, I bet that accordion player over there has one hell of a Forrest Gump.
Why don't you tell me your Forrest Gump?

by Luke and Dennis June 11, 2006

foreskin-shadowing

1. The ability to predict one's future sexual endeavors by examining set individual's creases near the head of the penis.

Those who have been circumcised have lost this ability.

2. When a male is dancing with a girl and becomes hard in anticipation of a future sexual encounter

3. Dick wrinkles

Woah, these dick wrinkles are strong foreskin-shadowing.

His premature erection was foreskin-shadowing of things to come.

by theprehnmantis October 31, 2010