Driving to florida

Code for word for dtf.

David: Bruh are driving to florida with her
Jaiah: yeah bro were gunna do Iit so hard

by jack11 January 1, 2016

Florida Turn

At stoplights and stopsigns, lazily rolling through the stop to make a turn as long as there is enough space but often in a manner inconsiderate to other drivers, in not giving the proper amount of space or not getting up to speed fast enough.

They did a Florida turn right into my lane and I had to slam on the brakes

by sncbrax June 18, 2022

Florida

The United States' penis, the breeding grounds of crackheads, and the most popular vacation spot for hurricanes. A place where alligators have gotten thrown through drive-thru windows.

BriZ: Them Florida bitches for real be havin' sandy cheeks.

by PhoebeSpengler April 22, 2022

Florida

The weirdest state. Where gatorade, old people, and an extremely complicated political state reside. also... LOTS OF ALLIGATORS EATING TOURISTS AND TANNED GANGSTERS. The armpit of the united states.

jeff: HEEEY, I was watching the news and apparently a man threw a crocodile into a Wendys.
jeff 2: Not suprised, its Florida am I right?

by WUBBALUBBAFUCKFUCK January 9, 2019

Florida Flashbang

A backwoods munition crafted by placing a lit M80 firecracker in the mouth of a bullfrog. The frog can then be thrown full speed at a target by hand. Alternatively, a slingshot can be used to for ranged accuracy.

That Taylor boy keeps running off with my chickens, that’s alright, he’s gonna have a Florida Flashbang aimed at him next time.

by GravitonCrImSoN March 16, 2023

Florida man

A Florida man is a man who was born in Florida and commits the most devious crimes possible.

Have you heard of that Florida man who claimed the 3 needles stuck up his ass wasn't his?

by local floridian man January 11, 2023

Florida footlong fountain

A 2 part level 4 sex move in which a foot long baby crocodile is wedged into a girl's vagina and turned into a piss fountain. Once satisfied the crocodile will be cooked over an open flame and consumed.

Bertha ripped a mean Florida footlong fountain last night. Best damn crocodile I ever eaten.

by Farmermann23 October 12, 2023