Flexing Chimps

What is a flexing chimp may you ask? A Flexing Chimp is a proud Chimp that loves to play hypixel skyblock and fuck dudes. Also, a flexing chimp is known as a outcast in real life. But the people that see them as outcasts are fucking morons that should be sold to slavery, or left to die of hunger. Also, a chimp that is flexing penis is so big, that it will break any destroy any pair of pants.

look at him he a flexing chimps

by Hypixel Skyblock January 29, 2021

flexbeta

Great tech and computing news site with awesome reviews and comparison articles. Nice forum members and staff, always helpful.

The Flexible Source For Tech News.

by Franklyn August 25, 2004

Domestic Flexing

The act of flexing within your own home and in proximity of your close friends because your items or property is not good enough to flex around others.

Jerome: Yo, I went to Daquan's house and the dude was flexing his fake J's and his Chinese Michael Kors
Rae: Damn, he was Domestic Flexing hard.

by Ewonkoniad December 1, 2014

Flexigan

a vegetarian who follows a mainly vegan diet with the occasional dairy/egg product.

Peter Singer is a famous flexigan. He eats vegan at home but he will have the vegetarian option when eating out.

by Kaleiascope August 18, 2009

Flexatile

Adj. Having or possessing the qualities of being both flexible and versatile.

Dude, that shirt works as both clothing and a blanket. It's so flexatile.

by Clarko November 27, 2011

flexecute

Flexecute (v) : to flex at such a high degree, that anyone who has the misfortune to witness such glory shall be executed.

Chad flexecuted five people just by walking into the gym.

by Nymly Pseudorfus February 23, 2018

flexysexy

flexysexy is the rare ability that some fortunate human males possess. these people are physically able to suck their own penises. it is rumoured that no female, nor any vacuum cleaner can quite suffice the ultimate power of a blowjob, but when one is giving the good succ to themselves it is at its best. the sheer pleasure can cause an innocent mind to shatter into the subatomic realm, whilst the face of their now dead body is covered in explosive amounts of jizz. if you have this blessed yet cursed ability i pray to you, do not let in to your dirty temptations. do not tell ANYONE about this. there are many cases of the fbi finding people who can commit flexysexy, ending in their disappearance.

“hey bro, i think i know how to flexysexy.”
“oh yeh? prove it!”
*FBI OPEN UP*

by c_u_t_t_l_e_r_y October 15, 2018