damn! there's blood all over the toliet! either that guy is a girl or he's got the ex girlfriend disease!
by dirty 30 June 13, 2008
Get the ex girlfriend diseasemug. a guy that you thought was your friend and just turns out to be an ass who thinks he's really your boyfriend and that you love him, even thought you've told him for years that:
1.you're gay, you don't swing that way
2.even if he was a chick..no
3.you don't like him like that.
then proceeds to try to kill you several times and beat you up cause you hate him
1.you're gay, you don't swing that way
2.even if he was a chick..no
3.you don't like him like that.
then proceeds to try to kill you several times and beat you up cause you hate him
by ocfangurl March 17, 2005
Get the ex best friendmug. By the way, if your reading this, fuck you. And I hope that skinny little bitch you found pleases you more than I ever did. I hate my ex-boyfriend.
by A normal person <3 August 15, 2023
Get the My ex-boyfriendmug. It’s what you feel like when you have to get up to go to work or to school. It’s as bad as chronic fatigue syndrome, but you probably don’t have that, you’re just tired as shit.
by Curly Stooge July 18, 2014
Get the ex-fuckin-haustedmug. Deus ex incel is a condition device whereby a seemingly unsolvable problem (virginity) in someone's history is suddenly and abruptly resolved by an unexpected and unlikely occurrence
by jimbolimbo77 December 31, 2022
Get the Deus Ex Incelmug. A term to define in fiction when there is an unexplained phenomenon that will most likely never be seen to.
by tbclycan May 14, 2011
Get the deus ex magickamug. What Caitlyn Jenner yells at hecklers, harassers, paparazzi and anyone else who generally pisses her off.
Photographer : Hey Caitlyn, turn around so I can stick this camera down your cleavage and take a picture !
Caitlyn (sneering) : Hey, suck my ex-dick !!!
Caitlyn (sneering) : Hey, suck my ex-dick !!!
by Virgin Suicides November 1, 2017
Get the suck my ex-dickmug.