the english have landed 

Definitely one of the strangest French idiom out there. It translates as “The English have landed” (from a boat). So, what is the relation between the English and menstruating? Well, this expression dates back to Napoleon and the British army, then called the redcoats. Go figure!

Guy 1: Dude, don’t fuck with her today.

Guy 2: “Why?”
Guy 1: “Because mans she’s pissy. “The English have landed.”

the english have landed by Ccs46 October 6, 2017

jake english 

gay british prostitute

person A: omg i cant believe jake english just had hardcore sex with my father
person B: his ass is just so fat nobody can resist him

jake english by crabify October 2, 2021

estuary english 

An accent which is not considered RP or Cockney.
It is somewhat in between the two and features bits of both accents in some way or another.

Cockney & Estuary: 'will' is pronounced 'wiw'
RP & Estuary: 'hate' is pronounced with the 'h' and the 't'.
Estuary English: 'Hallway' is pronounced 'Haaw-way'

estuary english by MartM May 28, 2007

Mr.English 

the coolest teacher ever who using his charm will steal all you bikes and tv sets and put them in his back yard.

oh snap son that Mr.English just got my bike for the third time this week
or if you buy a new tv set keep an eye out for those Mr.Englishes

Mr.English by its me mr.english or jason August 25, 2011

not making any english 

Similar to not making any sense, "not making any english" means that the writer/speaker is not making any sense probably due to incorrect grammer/word usage.

Re-wording of the sentence might improve the clarity at hand.

Joe: Tim, your'e not making any english.
Tim: Ah, sorry man ! I will re-phraze that

not making any english by byronwhiteson December 29, 2009

olde english 800 

its a type of 40 that consists of malt liquor

yo, i'm about to go pick up an old english 800

olde english 800 by Balls McCgee March 9, 2005

High English 

A dialect of English utilizing esoteric and pedantic words to describe mundane and rudimentary occurrences. Typically, the use of High English is employed subconsciously as an attempt to conceal inadequacies and impress peoples that are sexually attractive.

Two friends are chatting with each other.

John: How was the test this morning?
David: It went pretty well, I mean, like, it wasn't the hardest thing ever.
(Governess, a beautiful girl with perfect eyes, enters the scene and David begins using High English)
John: Hello Governess.
Governess: How was the test for you guys?
David: Well, I was rather perplexed by the absence of questions pertaining to book. Fortunately, we had studied all the relevant material in a previous semester.

Governess: Really? I thought it was hard.
David: Pshaw, I am confident you performed adequately.

High English by BioTeaParty December 30, 2011