After driving for an hour, we got lost and ended up in East Jesus Nowhere. It took us three hours to get home
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Typical East Bay Express review: "Citizen Kane was half an hour too long which completely ruined the entire movie and the story was pointless (Actually, the point was clearly stated but we are required to include the word "pointless" in all of our reviews.)
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"Alright, man. Sounds like you're going hard tonight."
-"Ease/take, buddy, ease/take."
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by The Bru October 12, 2007
Get the ease/take mug.A slang for the Suburb of Eastwood in Sydney, Australia because it has a extremely high population of Koreans and other Asians.
Ooh do you live in Eastwoo. Lets go down to Eastwoo to see the fire works at the Granny Smith Festival.
by JellyMan229 April 3, 2009
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Friend1:"Omg!! Did you hear Monica yelling this morning about the mustard on her forehead"
Friend2:"Haha yeah she has no idea I gave her the eastern sunrise"
Friend2:"Haha yeah she has no idea I gave her the eastern sunrise"
by LikeYouNeverDidIt May 27, 2009
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Happens alot with more desperate guys, as the mere thought of it being possible to hook up with someone makes the someone in question instantly more physically attractive to the desperate male.
Generally, the easier, the hotter. However, this works only up to a point, after which she is just regarded as a slut, although some of the easyttractiveness will remain.
Happens alot with more desperate guys, as the mere thought of it being possible to hook up with someone makes the someone in question instantly more physically attractive to the desperate male.
Generally, the easier, the hotter. However, this works only up to a point, after which she is just regarded as a slut, although some of the easyttractiveness will remain.
Guy #1: Hey dude, dont you think Olivia is hot?
Guy #2: You gotta be kidding me. She has the face of a dog. Shes just easyttractive to you.
Guy #2: You gotta be kidding me. She has the face of a dog. Shes just easyttractive to you.
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