hitting it before the hair does

fucking someone before they get pubic hair

he's trying to hit it before the hair does

by fred March 15, 2004

Dress your salad

When you ejaculate sperm onto the area around someone's anus.

1. Girl, your ass is so fine I wanna dress your salad.

2. We were having buttsex and he came around my ass, he screamed "Dress your salad!"

by Murderous Apple January 20, 2010

peasents, why are you dressed for war?

what Liu bei says at Chengdu in Dynasty Warriors 4. (The best game ever)

"Pesants, why are you dressed for war?" said Liu Bei right before you kick his ass

by Andy March 17, 2004

Milk ... it does a body good!

Milk ... it does a body good! refers to the reason that some guys are cum-guzzlers.

Milk ... it does a body good! -- the reason I like to suck dick and swallow cum-loads!

by eda-skip October 7, 2021

When Charlie Sheen does a mountain of coke. . .

A statement made in that sounds incredibly obvious

Tim: Bitches be tripping
Eric: When Charlie Sheen does a mountain of coke. . .

by Rostra Maximus April 4, 2011

Dresden fuhrer

The act of sticking of a thumb in a girl's anus after having had done the same with her sister and not washing. Originated in the town of Dresden Ohio.

After having Nasty Nate performed the Dresden fuhrer on my neighbor's twin daughters his thumb was soiled.

by beefandbeer January 8, 2011

dress like a slut day

Halloween. That blessed day that occurs once a year when every young woman knows she can get away with dressing just as sluttily as she wants. Characterized by drunken parties, slutty costumes, fishnet pantyhose and lots of tipsy girls lurching around in hoochie heels they obviously don't know how to walk in. Thank you, American costume industry!

I fucking love Dress Like A Slut Day! You get candy and dick all at the same time!

Dress Like a Slut Day is awesome! You hang out at the bars with all the drunk Nightshift Nurses, Slutty Schoolgirls, French Maids, and Naughty Cops tottering around in their slutlettos. Then you pick one up and bang her!

Dress Like A Slut Day lets me dress the way I wish I could every day...

by qizznipper October 20, 2013