dog's leg

A large erect penis

Jesus, that guy has a cock like a dog's leg

by fieldingmellish April 25, 2009

dogshit

Something, usually a situation, that you can get into that can have very persistent effects much like stepping into "dogshit". Scrapping the soles of your shoes for days trying to get all the nasty, shit-smelling turdbits off your fancy running shoes is not fun.

Joe saw the "dogshit" and got out of that shithole bar before all hell broke loose.

Jim knew that Jill was "dogshit" crazy and might fucking kill him with a butcher knife, so he kept a safe distance away from her vagina area.

by GoReN July 19, 2016

dogshit

when someone, especially on an online game, is speaking a language besides English. it is referred to as dogshit.

a person is speaking Russian and you have no idea what they are saying. so you say "stop speaking dogshit"

by dienewb October 22, 2012

licking the dog's asshole

A very bad taste in your mouth. Often described after a bad night of drinking.

I have the worst hangover, I feel like I've been licking the dog's asshole.

by jiminton December 26, 2005

dogsoft

opposite of finn wolfhard.
often used by "bad girls" on wattpad.

"Bad Girl" : awww look. it's finn dogsoft

by finndogsoft September 6, 2018

dog's bowl

Act of eating snatch

I really got stuck into the dog's bowl and she loved it!

by Jlanks November 6, 2013

Dog's bollocks

UK slang meaning "the best".

If something "takes a lot of licking", it is the best. Dogs are always licking their bollocks, therefore "dog's bollocks" take a lot of licking. So "The dog's bollocks" is the best.

My new mobile phone has MP3, MP4, 6 megapixel camera, bluetooth and WAP. It's the dog's bollocks.

by Buggle December 30, 2007