dirt bagel

When you put butter or cream cheese on someone's butt hole before licking it.

She's so hot id give her a dirt bagel.

by Tommytwo40 December 14, 2015

dirt mining

anal sex

Did you enjoy dirt mining last night?

by skyhigh_etc February 11, 2016

Dirt pig

A gay man who gets off from coprophagia or just plain feces

Man 1: Oh I love to eat shit

Man 2: Ew what the fuck
Man 1: what goes in come out why can't it be the other way around

Man 2: get the fuck away from me

(He was wearing a shirt that said dirt pig)

by Kardeaye December 05, 2021

tripping dirt

Delivering cement to a oil rig site.

I was tripping dirt all night to the rig site.

by Dentmedek October 11, 2017

dirt wobbles

Dirt wobbles : crusty dustys

Dirty feet

Get your dirt wobbles our of my face.

by Chicken 45 January 15, 2020

dirt on a flower

The phenomenon occurring when gorgeous, vibrant, total-package women engage in relationships with men who are beneath them either in attitude, appearance, or overall composure - from simpletons to the average guido douchebag. The abbreviated version is 'doaf.'

Tiger Woods is dirt on a flower (Elin Woods). Brad Pitt performed a real doaf move on Jennifer Aniston.

by John Doaf December 05, 2009

Dirt Chicken

Inhabitants of a trailer park, WalMart parking lot, or any other open space that may contain Mountain Dew and Natty Ice empties. They often congregate when emergency vehicles are present, as they are alerted ahead of time by listening to scanners.

The McPoyles on Always Sunny are some real Dirt Chickens...

by StretcherFetcher911 November 09, 2020