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courtesy stitches

This is a procedure that is done at the woman's or man's request after the woman has given birth. Giving birth literally tears the vagina to shreds. The courtesy stitch is a courtesy FOR THE GUY so that he can enjoy having sex with a woman whose vagina is not 8 inches in diameter.
Bob agreed to have children only is Margaret agreed to have courtesy stitches after birth.
by Brian Washington October 19, 2006
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cartel

A band that used to be real good but sold out during Band in a Bubble. Their new album is just fluff. If you want a real album, check out The Random or Chroma.
I turned on the radio and listened to "This City Never Sleeps" by Cartel and had a good time.
by petre448 January 12, 2008
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Cartee

1. The action of shitting on a car then wrapping it in toilet paper.

2. Code for when in public meaning "to have to beat off after seeing a hot teacher"
Mason: Dude! Some two bit punk thought it would be funny to cartee my car.

Curtis: Did he use Charmin at least?



Nolan: Hey man whats up?

Patrick: I just saw my english teacher now I gotta cartee.

Nolan: I know what you mean broseph
by myrealnameisalreadytaken March 26, 2009
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Corte

When someone sends a shitty meme in a group text or tags you in a shitty meme.
I just got a random stupid meme from johnny, he just corted me.
by Snow nose February 9, 2015
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Carter

A ugly ass bitch who has never had his period. He probably has several disorders auctioneers couldn't pronounce. He has no friends except for that one teacher his parents paid to give him a blow job. Carter brings a women's water bottle to school every fucking day and uses an ipad to watch minecraft porn. My mans got a $25 gift card to K-Mart and bought his wardrobe for the year.
Carter was in the back of the class watching minecraft porn so i decided to send him his younger brothers sex tape.
by Carter's_a_bitch_ass_hoe January 24, 2020
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Carter Brown

He is such a Carter Brown.

He just pulled a Carer Brown
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courtesy cousin

someone who is close like family, but not related
she's my courtesy cousin; she's like family, i love to hate her sometimes, but can't get rid of her...she's my courtesy cousin
by gooJai January 26, 2009
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