Tyreesa is so crunk l-u-c! We got all naked and she touched me with her dried up, nasty hard-ass feet.
by luquinda j April 28, 2005

We in this bitch - we in some place
finna get Crunk - about to get drunk
eyebrows on fleek - eyebrows on point
dafuq - how or why or what the F**K
finna get Crunk - about to get drunk
eyebrows on fleek - eyebrows on point
dafuq - how or why or what the F**K
by fleek ass eyebrows January 24, 2015

The opposite of getting drunk, drinking a large quantity of energy drinks until you're awake for 1+ days or until your heart explodes
Tony: "Hey Jim want to go to my brother's Bat Mitzvah?"
Jim: "I can't, I'm gonna get crunk tonight."
Jim: "I can't, I'm gonna get crunk tonight."
by Cockslapper82 August 9, 2020

by Madeline F February 26, 2022

by Waterpopper July 4, 2025

a synonym for trent a crunk monsta is a bad ass fire breathing brick punching bear wrestling warrior if you see the one and only crunkmonsta you might jizz 10 times in 1 second of pure intense madness
random faggot:i think i saw the crunk monsta yesterday
random faggot butt buddy:jizzes like a monsoon
random faggot:i did that yesterday
random faggot butt buddy:jizzes like a monsoon
random faggot:i did that yesterday
by my dick in your moms ass September 7, 2010
