crotch mongler

a person who constanly grabs peoples crotches, especially when they least expect it

Jack: hey jerry whats up?
Jerry: get the fuck off my crotch you crotch mongler

by Joe Fuji June 17, 2007

crotchbroken

like heartbroken but when you suffer a loss of a sexual nature.

Dude, my fuckbuddy dumped me, I'm crotchbroken!!

by heywood12 August 3, 2007

crotch biter

1) someone/something that bites crotch
2) an insult such as cock sucker or asshole

"Dude, don't be such a crotch biter!"

by DAWS-C December 17, 2007

Crotchlet

Chocolate that has landed on or very close to somebody's crotch, leaving them the only one able to eat it.

Paul: "Hey, have some chocolate!" *Throws chocolate*
Steve: "No, I don't want any."
Paul: "You have to it it now, it's your crotchlet!"

by AeonSummoner April 1, 2009

Crotch Camping

When a male is in deep sleep facing upwards and has a full erection.

Joe: "Damn, Mike. Looks like Johnny is crotch camping again"

Mike: "Alright let me go get some horseshoes"

by Sweetard April 10, 2009

Crotch Lobsters

Also known as Crabs, The Itch, Anybody Got A Razor?

Fuckin Tijuana!!! I got Crotch Lobsters!!!

by cocknockers January 24, 2009

Crotchky

The combined smell of female and male crotches, fluids, sweat, b.o., and butt (see ditty baby) after a long evening of fornicating. Usually in a room with closed windows and no ventilation. There may also be traces of farts from the relaxation. This smell can hit you rather hard when you are spooning or relaxing afterwards. The smell is often trapped in pubic hair.

Rolando reminded Anita she needs to get a wax because it was getting very crotchky in the casa.

by Mr. Crotch February 26, 2010