Crampee

When you get a boner at a bad/uncomfortable time.

“I got a crampee during my presentation.”

“I got a crampee during my presentation.”
“Shut the hell up!”

by eggheadsteve April 26, 2023

crampitus

When a person cramps a whole lot.

"I have a huge cramp in my leg, my crampitus is showing."

by UnbarredAsh338 July 6, 2023

Cramer's Razor

The correct answer is the opposite of whatever was just said. A principle created from the observation of former hedge fund manager and finance commentator Jim Cramer's history of investment advice; where the opposite of whatever is recommended was almost always the best option.

Investment Bro: Cramer was on tv today saying Florba-Skipp is a failing company and to sell immediately.

Financial Planner: Cramer's Razor...
Investment Bro: Dump everything into FBSK immediately

by Ecclesies August 9, 2023

Crameover

A crossover-event between two or more shows where there are so many character's on shows they aren't from that IMDB lists the episode as it's own miniseries.

Fanboy: "What episodes are involved in the cross-over event?"

Fangirl: "IDK, it's like its own Crameover thing!"

by Snark_krans August 24, 2023

cramup

Cramps up your spine.

Bro, I had a cramup last night and I can barely move my back!

by Saffythegrand June 6, 2023

cramey

A rather boisterous, busty and yet sexy individual who isn't bound by traditional definitions of gender but rather a cultural eunuch who entertaining and informative.

I don't know how that Cramey gets so much boy-band ass, but somehow he does.

by Felix McButts October 12, 2023

Cramping

Being on your period whilst camping.

I enjoyed my camping trip besides the fact that I was cramping because I was also on my period!

by Gotnewsforyou January 11, 2024