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Cracked the Apple

A maneuver initiated during an intimate table dance at a topless gentlemen's club aka 'shaker bar'. This maneuver begins when the female entertainer faces you directly and while in close proximity, you reach back with both hands and grab her buttocks, spreading her cheeks wide apart in a smooth, controlled and deliberate motion. Typical response to this action is pure disgust and/or expulsion from the club, and in rare cases utter enjoyment for both.
During our trip to Cabo San Lucas, Ted Cracked the Apple when he visited the Sheet Room at Mermaids.
by Little Butch May 23, 2006
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Cracked the Egg

Specific point at which something goes wrong, just as in the phrase, "jump the shark."

(Derived from Lady Gaga's Rotten Egg of a Grammy Appearance.)
The night was great, but cracked the egg when Jill decided to throw up all over those children.
by Creeparella March 3, 2011
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Crack Lease

Similar to the rock rental, this occurs when a crackhead trades the use of a vehicle in their possession for crack.
Tawanda done given Boo a crack lease on her hoopde yo!
by Landric April 4, 2003
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Crack Mattress

Mattress, preferably dirty, without sheets that a person actually sleeps on, similar to what one might find in a crack house/den
"No clean sheets?!!Well, looks like I'll be riding the crack mattress until laundry day".
by Ooookay December 18, 2008
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crack to sacker

a girl than performs annilingus "rimming" while in the process of giving a comprehensive blowjob that includes the balls (in other words, sticks her tongue around and in the anus after licking and sucking the balls, and then back again, while always keeping the cock in play. The drill:cock, balls, ass--wherever the mouth isn't, the hands are
"Man, I knew that girl was wild, but I wasn't expecting her to be a crack to sacker"
by Selena Van Zorn September 29, 2003
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crack goblin

!. The species of goblins that you see when you are high on acid
or
!. A really ugly crackhead
You: Shit Man!
Freind: Yo what's up?
You: I think a crack goblin just ran across the street
Freind: Shit M<an! I see it too!
by ilikeeatingbrains September 2, 2008
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cactus crack

Beginning with a case of untreated swamp ass, it's when chaffing and burning occurs on the rim of the anus.
"Hello Dan."
"Hi Harris."
"Why the sour face?"
"You see Harris, I have an atrocious case of cactus crack."
"MMMMMM"
by CCrack July 24, 2006
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