A maneuver initiated during an intimate table dance at a topless gentlemen's club aka 'shaker bar'. This maneuver begins when the female entertainer faces you directly and while in close proximity, you reach back with both hands and grab her buttocks, spreading her cheeks wide apart in a smooth, controlled and deliberate motion. Typical response to this action is pure disgust and/or expulsion from the club, and in rare cases utter enjoyment for both.
During our trip to Cabo San Lucas, Ted Cracked the Apple when he visited the Sheet Room at Mermaids.
by Little Butch May 23, 2006
Get the Cracked the Applemug. Specific point at which something goes wrong, just as in the phrase, "jump the shark."
(Derived from Lady Gaga's Rotten Egg of a Grammy Appearance.)
(Derived from Lady Gaga's Rotten Egg of a Grammy Appearance.)
by Creeparella March 3, 2011
Get the Cracked the Eggmug. Similar to the rock rental, this occurs when a crackhead trades the use of a vehicle in their possession for crack.
by Landric April 4, 2003
Get the Crack Leasemug. Mattress, preferably dirty, without sheets that a person actually sleeps on, similar to what one might find in a crack house/den
by Ooookay December 18, 2008
Get the Crack Mattressmug. a girl than performs annilingus "rimming" while in the process of giving a comprehensive blowjob that includes the balls (in other words, sticks her tongue around and in the anus after licking and sucking the balls, and then back again, while always keeping the cock in play. The drill:cock, balls, ass--wherever the mouth isn't, the hands are
by Selena Van Zorn September 29, 2003
Get the crack to sackermug. You: Shit Man!
Freind: Yo what's up?
You: I think a crack goblin just ran across the street
Freind: Shit M<an! I see it too!
Freind: Yo what's up?
You: I think a crack goblin just ran across the street
Freind: Shit M<an! I see it too!
by ilikeeatingbrains September 2, 2008
Get the crack goblinmug. 