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Stunning-Cougar Effect

When you fumble a good looking older lady because you were too overconfident.
I keep missing my chance with these beautiful women…classic Stunning-Cougar effect.
by CS-madlad September 30, 2025
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Cougar & Dragon

Two bad ass boatloads of the most awesome mini season lobster catchers of all time in the FL Keys. Actually, the entire universe.
Googan 1: Hey bro, what’s the deal with those two boats anchoring over there with everybody splashing in?

Googan 2: Dude, we’re screwed. That’s Cougar & Dragon. All the lobsters will be gone in 45 minutes.

Googan 3: Hey bro, why are those two boats headed home at 9:05 AM.

Googan 4: Dude, that’s Cougar & Dragon. They probably already limited out and will be playing a Queen song in 20 minutes.
by Shredder P July 29, 2022
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Cougar

An elderly woman usually over the age of 30. An old hoe. Usually with 10% eggs remaining. These eggs are also damaged due to drug abuse.
That panty was a hoe, but now that she old she a cougar.
by CougarPanty September 7, 2022
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Cougar lure

A naive, and i mean unknowing naive (a guy whose never heard of cugars) young male between the age of 18 and 22 (Yes a potential cub) used as sacrifical lamb. This guy is :
*thrown on or off a dance floor or a isolated spot of the floor,
* thrown in a corner table of a singles bar,
*Thrown to a pack of cougars

To lure cougars away
Or
To lure cougars to you
The guys threw there cougar lure to the back of the dance floor and every cougar danced over to meet him, leaving the cute coeds for the rest.
by Theamazinggeek May 6, 2018
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Flaming Cougar

A lesbian that goes after younger women.
"Look at that flaming cougar trying to hook-up with that hot chick!"
by It'sBig December 26, 2011
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Cougar

Sarah easey
A cougar is Sarah
by Chelseafc❤️ July 8, 2019
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Cougar Tamer

One who is particularly good at relationships with Cougars!
Man… Randy is such a cougar tamer
by Ranimal11 March 31, 2024
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