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Chicago Cigarette

A Chicago Cigarette is the act of having someone fellate you by putting your penis in their tracheotomy stoma.
The advantage of dating smokers is, after they get throat cancer, they can give you a Chicago Cigarette. Shit's tight, yo.
by Mutt the Dog January 31, 2014
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wayne cigarette

when someone rolls a cigarette so badly you laugh your ass off, but somehow are miraculously still able to smoke it.

Someone in early grade school told me what a wayne cigarette was. I didn't make it up myself, and i don't know anybody who's name is wayne. It was actually urban slang for a badly rolled cigarette at that time, and i heard it again from unrelated people on unrelated occasions. It was coined by an unknown source and referred to the waning condition of the cigarette, while possibly suggesting a remote allusion to the imagined existence of someone named wayne who rolled cigarettes badly.

Although it resembled an inside joke, it was never presented as one and although my first attempt at entering this into urban dictionary failed, it is authentic legitimate urban slang so i'm trying it again.

I was not a smoker or in a position to go find some guy named wayne so i could laugh at the way he rolled a cigarette, being a third grader at a religious private school.
by catholicbooty October 26, 2015
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The Dirty Cigarette

So when a guy or girl, puts their lips on another persons asshole and as the person farts, they inhale and then breathe it out. Viola, The Dirty Cigarette
Oi, Bert just gave Ernie The Dirty Cigarette, How filth.
by Cigaretteo March 1, 2020
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Cigar Cutter

(v.) To place a cigar cutter in a female's sex organ followed by intercourse. When she orgasms you weiner gets sliced off.
Oh man, last night was so good, i have the best Cigar Cutter
by Eric S March 20, 2005
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Outter-Coarse

Outter-Coarse. . . Its when you are in the middle of fucking a guy, and he tries to fucking put it in your ass and you just WONT have it, so you ask him to stop, but he doesnt, so basicly nothing happens, but he still enjoys the hell out of him self trying.
"I tried to have outter-coarse with my girl last night, but she wouldnt let me in! I was pissed"
by **It'z ME BiTcHeZ** August 4, 2007
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cigarillo

Shitty excuse for a cigar that only pieces of human waste buy.
Some dickwad came into my CVS and asked for a pack of cigarillos. I told him to fuck off.
by aaaack September 16, 2005
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meat cigars

Dude, the Cure is all about meat cigars
by Punk May 10, 2003
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