Maxed out V-Card

Having sex for the first time, or in other words using one's virgin credit limit a.k.a v card to its maximum.

Last night Chimonya had sex for the first time, his Maxed out V-card is no longer accepted.

by Chimonya October 26, 2011

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reverse reverse card

the universal way to reverse a reverse card

Alex: your mom gay
Joe: No you
Alex: reverse card

Joe: reverse reverse card
Alex fucking dies

by the facts 123 September 25, 2018

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19 dollar fortnite card

A kid that ask there dad for money but they left him

“Hey dad can you get me a 19 dollar fortnite card.....
Never mind he is gone”

by C4rl3n June 18, 2021

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metro card

when someone creeps up behind you and takes their hand (usually their right) and slides it up your ass crack and then says "metro card", hence the name

dick, stop metro carding me, that shit hurts

by Jim March 7, 2005

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The act of telling a friend's biggest secret to a bunch of people to purposefully embarrass them. Or, saying the one phrase that could embarrass someone at the current moment. Another way to say "BURN!"

Carl: Well I saw you macking on Lisa.
Greg: I was only macking on Lisa because you were throwing up in her mom's vase and I was trying to distract her.
Lisa: (GASP)
Carl: Way to pull out the Ace Card Greg.

-OR-

(Tom witnessing a fight between Jan and Dee)
Dee: You never keep your side of the room clean.
Jan: Because I cant spend that much time in there with all you Hanson Posters all over.
Tom: Oh, ACE CARD!

by Little Oral Annie January 28, 2009

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