Cancer Shaft

A legionized flesh apparatus.

The woman left me with a Cancer Shaft.

by Michael Coffey May 13, 2008

Illegitimate Arse Cancer

A silent fart so rancid it is worthy of being deemed illegal and punishable by expulsion from a room.

Dude, that is the worse case of illegitimate arse cancer I have ever smelt. Leave now.

by rudiruu August 08, 2009

ovarian-cancered

The female version of cock blocked.

Christine: So what happened with Sarah and that dude last night?
Rachel: Oh, you mean Brad? Well, they were going to hook up, but I ovarian-cancered her.

by Catastophe Waitress August 21, 2005

Stage 4 Cancer

The average fornite kid's future

Retarded Kid 1: I just cummed to the Chun-Li fortnite skin
Kid 2: What in the name of Stage 4 Cancer is this shit
Retarded Kid 1: *Slaps it out to Chun-Li again*

by Fortnite Rule 34 June 08, 2023

mad cow cancer

When someone is so stupid they sound like a cow with aids when they talk

The homeless man was trying to tell me that but he had mad cow cancer

by Invention20k May 13, 2015

Blue Comment Cancer

The type of commentor in under TikTok videos, who leave badly worded sentences with terrible grammar, that has something to do with the video, in order to get the Blue comment (Which is a comment you can click on to search for whatever the comment is saying)

*Under a TikTok video of a AI-read reddit story about a cheating wife*
Blue Comment Cancerer (The Commentor): "Cheating Wife Reddit Part 2"
*TikTok's algorithm makes the comment blue and clickable, and the Commentor gets likes and validation)

by AndreasTheGuy1 October 29, 2023

your face is cancer

An expression way to common than it needs to be. It is used by scrubs who think they're funny and cool. The manner in which the scrubs use it is supposed to mean "Your ugly and I'm better than you!" but instead has the reverse effect.

Bob: Jessica, your face is cancer!

Jessica: *Slaps Bob so hard in the face that he falls into another galaxy*

by ROASTBEEF_12 December 22, 2018