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Carlstadt

Located in Bergen County, possibly the worst town ever. Less than a square mile, it somehow manages 3 pizza places. Obviously some sort of German from the name. It's basically East Rutherford's porter potty
"Hey mannn I'm bored let's go to a stupid town"
"We should check out Carlstadt!"
by poopycakakaface February 2, 2009
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jeri-curl

When a black girl is flirting with a white guy.
Did you see how she was acting? She was all jeri-curl on you!
by bezel333 December 31, 2005
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Stay Classy Carlsbad

A small business, mainly sole-proprietorship "movement" that in protest and by parody operates using the same immoral, unproductive and underhanded techniques as the notoriously evil big business failures of the past (or even present, sadly). Especially those business practices leading to the economic collapse of 2008.

Furthermore it is a business that doesn't care whether or not it succeeds and in fact is trying to fail in order to become a tax shelter. It is characterized by its indifference or even antipathy toward success.
Owner of business: I am bummed

Friend: why is that?
Owner of business: well the business I set up as a tax shelter turned a profit because my employee died and the "dead peasant insurance" paid out huge, so now I have to actually pay taxes.

Friend: Stay Classy Carlsbad
by Ben the life critic March 26, 2010
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curl

is a generalized, triarchic disorder, characterized by subaverage cognitive functioning and deficits in two or more adaptive behaviors with onset before the age of 18. Once focused almost entirely on cognition, the definition now includes both a component relating to mental functioning and one relating to the individual's functional skills in their environment.

The term "mental retardation" is a diagnostic term designed to capture and standardize a group of disconnected categories of mental functioning such as "idiot", "imbecile", and "moron" derived from early IQ tests, which acquired pejorative connotations in popular discourse over time. The term "mental retardation" has itself now acquired some pejorative and shameful connotations over the last few decades due to the use of "retarded" as an insult among younger people. This may in turn have contributed to its replacement with expressions such as "mentally challenged" or "intellectual disability".
Ryan Shifflet has the curl after Amir mollywhopped him.
by killahkarl February 3, 2009
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texas cheese curl

When fucking a girl in the asshole (yum) she takes a shit on your cock and when you pull it out your dick will curl!
I just fucked your woman and she did a texas cheese curl on me baby
by Adam the ass goblin November 13, 2007
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Jeri curl

A cornrows-like hairstyle that was popular with African-Americans in the 1980's.
"Bartender, bring me a Big Mac combo and a Jeri curl kit." -B.G.

"Had a Jeri curl didn't quite learn...on da block with yo' glock trippin' on sherm." -2pac
by Nick D June 4, 2003
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This Immortal Curl

Used when describing the world or another word the the earth.
Ain't no hope in this immortal curl
by hitman 123456789 February 21, 2009
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